1. Always having to explain to strangers where JSU is located.
"No, not Jacksonville, Florida."
2. Using a certain explicative as much as you want without any judgement.
We take pride in our cocks!
3. Proudly referring to Jax State as "The Friendliest Campus in the South."
4. Luscious, green grass is all you know.
"Wait, is that spray painted...?"
5. Developing a sense of comfort around an insanely large squirrel population.
Squirrels****
6. Smirking every time you see an Ole Miss fan.
We all know what happens next...
NEVER FORGET
7. Getting weird looks when you say you live in the football stadium.
"No, I can't watch the games from my window."
8. Taking the elevator in the in the TMB, because 2 flights of stairs is just too much.
9. Consuming more Chick-fil-a chicken nuggets than you thought humanly possible.
10. Telling yourself, "I'm going to use Stephenson Hall this year."
I'll refer you back to #9...
11. Either A) You're an education or nursing major OR B) 95% of your friends are education or nursing majors.
More power to ya.
12. Using "I rode the Gamecock Express" as an excuse for being late to class.
Because walking is NEVER an option.
13. Taking ceiling mirror selfies in the library elevators.
Yes, our library has elevators. Yes, it's cooler than yours.
14. Asking the question, "Will you flex me in?"
"I used all my flex on cheese-sticks from WOW..."
15. Eating WAY too much in the Caf and immediately regretting it.
"I think I ate a whole pizza..."
16. Knowing that when someone refers to "Camp Pink", they're definitely not talking about summer camp.
Turn up...
17. Praying for a half inch of snow so the whole campus will shut down for a week.
^When you find out your 7:30am lab is cancelled.
18. Being way too familiar with parking tickets and tire boots.
Looking at you, UPD.
19. Getting used to winning OVC Championships.
*hair flip*
20. Fighting back tears when the Marching Southerners start playing the National Anthem.
'Merica.
21. Venting all of your end-of-the-year frustrations on those IDEA surveys.
Sorry not sorry, Professor.
22. Dying of hunger while you wait for your number to be called at the Gamecock Diner.
*eats 6 salads while waiting*
23. Being always on the look out for "Scooter Kid" and rolling backpacks.
Whippin' it into Stone
24. Embracing your inner child at CockyStock.
Almost makes you forget about that research paper you're putting off until the last minute. :-)
25. Hearing "You may cross Pelham Street" in your sleep.
Mrs. Mystery Voice is just looking out for us.
26. Using all of your gas to catch the sunset from the top of the mountain.
Hashtag artsy.
27. Taco Bell takes up half your food pyramid.
Live Más, amirite?
28. Aaaaand Waffle House takes up the other half.
"Breakfast food is good for you!" *covers waffle with syrup*
29. Spending waaaaaay too much money at the campus bookstore.
"Why does this book cost more than my laptop??"
30. And finally, Thursday nights...
Enough said.
