1. "A place as beautiful as me, finally."

Glad we're humble

2. "Before you put your socks on, out your confidence on."

Maybe a good piece of advice.

3. David: "I hope she's able to see the ingenu— ingenuine side." Jordan: "It's called ingenuity."

OK so this is Jordan AND David but still...

4. "Modeling is so much more than being ridiculously good looking. You're talking gym year-round, tan year-round, salt spray year-round. There's so much involved, it's — it's taxing."

Gosh, Jordan, your life is hard.

5. "This could be a moment where I go from Captain Underpants to Captain Just Took Everyone's Girl."

Ah, the golden underpants.

6. "Tick Tock, let's make it rock"

ABC

7. "David's clearly upset about something. I don't know if it's because I matched with his mom on tinder or what."

Here we go again with the tinder matches.

8. "I really am a golden retriever. And Jenna's a frisbee."

Well, that's a first.

9. "Everyone deserves to go home at this point except me."

OK, Jordan.

10. "I don't know know how much French he speaks, how much English he speaks. He's not fooling me. I speak the language of love."

Gotta love the Benoit-Jordan tussles.

As always, Jordan Kimball does it again with his one-liners on "Bachelor in Paradise."