1. First off, they're "Cool." 

"Top to the bottom," they're just cool dudes. How many guys do you know could run around in hot pink suits and totally captivate 30,000 girls in the audience?

2. Their "Comeback" was one of the greatest in music history.

They tell us in the song that they "won't let us down." I mean, did anyone expect the Jonas Brothers to drop a new album TEN YEARS after the last one?

3. They've been on the "Rollercoaster" of life with us. 

I think they said it best with "we were up and down and barely made it over." We feel that Nick, we really feel that.

4. They're "Only Human."

They've made mistakes, owned up to them, and fixed them in order to maintain a favorable relationship with the public, but most importantly, with each other, making it easy to "dance in the living room" to all of their new hits.

5. "Every Single Time" they release a new song, it's an instant hit. 

"It doesn't matter what they do," every single song is a bop. Every single time.

6. They captivated us a decade ago, and although the dream ended, they didn't "Throw It Away" and reunited for a sold-out world tour. 

They "took a little time to think" and realized how much they mean both to each other and to the public.

7. We can "Trust" that their music will always be a staple of 2000s hits. 

I could "never live without" them, so I can't wait for my children to listen to the Jonas Brothers.

8. Their songs make us "Happy When I'm Sad."

"When we look at old stuff, lookin' like its over," there is nothing that an all-the-way-turned-up-volume to "Year 3000" can't do for the soul.

9. We will never "Hesitate" to listen to their music. 

"Don't you ever say goodbye," Jonas Brothers, because new or old, you will always have millions of fans on your side.

10. They "Used To Be" the loves of our young lives, but there is still a soft spot in our hearts for each brother. 

Just admit it, it's still hard to see them "spending all their time with their new friends" (and wives) when we all used to think that we had a chance.

11. Each brother shows off his wife and makes sure the public knows how much he really does "Love Her."

Although it "drives us crazy" that they're gushing about other women, we can't help but respect the good husbands they are to their wives. (plus this love song is so cute)

12. Although they disbanded for years, they were not "Strangers" when they returned.

When they released their latest album, I'm sure we were all thinking, we've "been here before and it feels just right."

13. "I Believe" that they came back for a reason.

They love it. Simple as that. "Ain't no turning back" when you have millions of girls screaming your name.

14. And of course, we're all "Suckers" for the Jo Bros.