Being a History major can feel pretty humorless at times. After being buried in research and writings nonstop, it sometimes feels like I haven't cracked a smile in days. Don't get me wrong, the questionable decisions of past peoples can produce a chuckle, but there's nothing like a good joke to bring back the humor in life. Here are 10 cheesy jokes to cheer up History lover in your life.
1. Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims
2. Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
A: Because there were so many knights.
3. Q: What kind of tea did the American Colonists want?
A: Liberty
4. Q: How did the Vikings communicate?
A: By Norse code.
5. Q: Where did the Russian royal family get their coffee?
A: Tsarbucks
6. Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: Indepen-dance
7. Q: What do you call a detective from the reformation?
A: Martin Sleuther
8. Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 20 different languages.
9. Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
A: Plymouth Rock
10. Q: How does Moses make coffee?
A: Hebrews it.