If you haven’t seen him, John Mulaney is basically all of us. I don’t know how many times I’ve watched it since I was shown his first and second comedy special. Since then, basically my entire life has involved quoting him involuntarily and having conversations in Mulaney Gifs. He describes my life to a tee and more:

1. When your outfit is on point

2. When someone eats the last of anything

3. When you sit around and Netflix all day

4. When you skip the gym to get Wendy's

5. When someone asks if you have a dog and you launch into a story

6. When he just gets it

7. When you forget how old you are

8. When someone orders food for the squad

9. When you are driving hungry

10. This.

There are honestly so many Gifs, pictures, videos, podcasts, interviews … etc. that I could put on here that literally describe life itself but then this article wouldn’t be short and you would never read it. John Mulaney, you are going to close with “New in Town”