Joey Tribbiani from "Friends" is a very relatable person for college students. Here are 15 mostly food-based quotes that can be used over the holiday break.
2. "You know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo."
Me when a politic discussion arises.
4. "Alright, what are we having?"
Trying to figure out what's for dinner over the holidays
5. "What's not to like? Custard. Good. Jam. Good. Meat. Good."
When a relative brings a questionable food item, but you end up liking it.
7. "I don't like it when people take food off my plate."
Same, Joey. Hands to yourself everyone.
9. "I don't need that kind of talk in my house."
When someone asks how your exams went.
10. "I broke the dog."
Maybe you were a little too excited to see your dog and wore him out from all the playing.
11. "Is it obvious I'm wearing six sweaters?"
When that winter cold hits and hits hard.
12. "Well, the fridge broke so I had to eat everything."
Thinking of excuses of why you're constantly eating
13. "Occupation? Dinosaurs."
Dumbing down what your major is to relatives who might not understand.
