Joseph Francis Tribbiani, Jr. is the beloved and probably favorite character from "Friends."
His one-liners, paragraphs, and facial expressions are hilarious and I developed abs just by laughing. The holidays are around the corner, and Joey's quotes will be bursting out of my mouth per usual during the festive's parties. The one-liners are hilarious and straight to the point, and you should say at least one of them to grasp the attention of your friends and family.
1. "I'm so confused!"
When you're told you can't eat something.
2. "How you doin?"
You know why this one-liner is perfect to say 😏
3. "Could I be wearing anymore clothes?"
When you have to wear layers because of the frigid weather
4. "Joey doesn't share food!"
Don't even ask!!!
5. "I'm curvy... and I like it!"
I'm winter body ready!
6. "Why God, why?!"
When there is no alcohol at the party...
7. "What are we having?"
Anything food related.
8. "Food... Sex... Food... Sex... I WANT BOTH!"
Can you pick one?
9. "Hey listen, is it obvious that I'm wearing six sweaters?"
It's not cold or anything.
10. "I'm thankful for this beautiful fall weather we've been having..."
The only reason why to be thankful.
11. *finally understands what's going on*
Oh.
12. *storms in Monica's apartment* "Merry Christmas!!!"
Burst this out any chance you can get!
13. "Take off your bra!"
When in doubt...
14. "Great story, but I gotta go."
Don't care too much about your Black Friday story...
15. "Moo..."
"It's just moo."
16. "Paper... Snow... A GHOST!"
Just shout it out!
17. "That's right I stepped up... Sure, I'd peed on her..."
Be a good friend.
18. "You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?"
Never give up.
19. "Over the line..."
When someone eats your food...
20. "Here come the meat sweats!"
TOO MUCH TURKEY
21. "You've been bamboozled!"
Might be a drinking game.
22. "There are just feelings, they will go away!"
Winter is cuddle szn that's it.
23. "I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry" for eating all of the food.
24. "I have two words for you: threesome."
Can't pick one, choose both.
25. "Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language."
"You've changed."
