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13 Ways Joey Tribbiani Could Be Mistaken For A College Student In 2018

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13 Ways Joey Tribbiani Could Be Mistaken For A College Student In 2018
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We can all agree that Joey Tribbiani can be really immature most of the time, except when it comes to his family who helps him keep his Italian values in line.

1. The one who doesn't share food

As we have already figured out, college students don't share their food unless they are just that nice, which is a rare occurrence.

2. The one who puts the workout recovery first

I always see people in the gym who carry around a milk jug of some sort of recovery or performance drink. Remember the one episode where Joey drinks a gallon of milk in 10 seconds, which was more like 20 or 30 seconds? He reminds me of these gym people.

3. The one who puts caffeine first

These are the people who have always say, "Please don't talk to me until I finished my cup."

4. The one who can't dance

AKA every millennial ever.

5. The one who shamelessly eats other people's food

This is also the one who doesn't share food. There is a major double standard here, and it is obvious to everybody who crosses paths with these students.

6. The one who is scared of dogs

These people probably experienced some sort of trauma from a dog, such as a bite or a mean growl, so don't be too hard on them. We still love them even though they don't love man's best friend.

7. The one who still can't write in a straight line

…which is why they use lined paper for EVERYTHING.

8. The one who eats way too much

There is nothing wrong with eating too much because everybody does it, but it is almost unheard of when somebody comes out of the cafeteria completely satisfied. How is that possible?

9. The one who is a total "ladies' man"

Admit it: Joey makes you feel all giddy and special whenever he says it.

10. The one who wears too many clothes

These are the students who are either from the north living in the south or from the south who are living in the north. 40 degrees at home feels like 80 degrees at school and vice versa.

11. The one who is comfortable in his or her own skin

These people are also called confident, and it is something that everybody eventually gains.

12. The one who fakes it until he or she makes it

Friend: *tells a funny joke*

Everybody: *laughs hysterically with your weak laughter in the background*

You: *five minutes late* "HAHAHA, now I get it! That is funny!"

13. The one who is Italian through and through

From loving the Italian food to holding those strict, loving Italian values, there is always room for more people in these students' lives whether or not they are actually Italian, which is why Joey Tribbiani is still a college kid at heart.

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