Every time I'm watching a movie or television show, I catch myself wondering what it would be like if the dreamy main character really existed— we all do. We fantasize how a relationship would be if it was Zac Efron, Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum, etc.
But let's be real: the best relationship we could ever make up in our heads is the one with Joey Tribbiani. For ten seasons he proved to us his charm, loyalty, humor, and his way with the ladies. He doesn't have a single flaw, well besides the fact that he doesn't share food.
If you're looking for a guy that has and does it all, look no further:
1. He's driven to achieve all of his goals.
... and there's nothing more attractive than a successful man.
2. He always knows when and how to apologize.
... and makes it known that he truly means it.
3. He's confident with his body...
... and will like you for all your curves as well.
4. He knows how to speak French...
... with the most impeccable accent to woo you.
5. He knows when danger is about to strike...
... and will try to protect you from whatever comes your way.
6. He can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds.
It'll be the strangest wet t-shirt contest you'll ever see.
7. He knows all 56 States of America.
Just think of all the road trips you'll have.
8. He can really Fung Shui a home.
Each room will radiate zen.
9. He thinks about the future just as often as any other girl...
... which is great as long as you aren't a Mets fan.
10. He...
wears women's underwear?
11. There maybe some commitment issues there...
... but hey, who doesn't have those?
12. He's true scholar...
... and will definitely impress your parents.
13. He's a good cuddler.
You'll nap for days.
14. He treats others the way he wants to be treated...
... which is with a lot of love and affection.
15. He's Doctor Drake Ramoray...
... which means you can go to him when you have a health problem— if you dare.
16. He doesn't like keeping secrets...
... so he'll never keep any from you.
17. He always is looking to help others...
... even if he has to sacrifice part of himself.
18. He's a problem solver.
You'll always be able to count on him to fix all your problems that arise.
19. He's not good with pain...
... so he'll never hurt you.
20. His smooth lines...
... will make you feel wanted all the time.
