It is crazy to think that the holidays are just around the corner. Right after Thanksgiving the only thing you see is pictures of "Santa" and Christmas trees in every store, Times Square -- literally anywhere you look you will see something to do with Christmas. Being a Jewish girl and coming from a very reformed family, these things never really bothered me ... but once the music starts, forget it. Yes, there are the stereotypical Jewish people, but for everyone's own life, let's go over what we don't want to hear this year.

1. Do you have a Hanukkah tree?

2. Do you sit in and eat Chinese food on Christmas?

3. Do you get eight presents?

4. Doesn't it suck you have to work and go to school during Hanukkah?

5. If Jesus was Jewish, then why don't you celebrate his birthday too?

6. Do you guys believe in Hanukkah Harry, like we believe in Santa? (Umm, who is Hanukkah Harry?)

7. Do you get offended when people ask why you don't celebrate Christmas?

8. Do you guys make Christmas cookies?

9. You only eat like gross food, right?

10. Do you get upset that you don't put up Christmas lights?

11. Do you think when you're older you will let your kids believe in Santa?

12. Are your parents making you marry someone Jewish? Do you want to marry someone Jewish?

13. Isn't Christmas a national holiday? You should celebrate it if you celebrate Thanksgiving.

14. Do you do secret Santa?

15. Isn't Hanukkah not really that important?