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The Garden State Guide To Essential Jersey Slang

What you need to know if you plan on coming here.

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The Garden State Guide To Essential Jersey Slang
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Jersey — my favorite place in the world. Contrary to popular belief, we are not the armpit of the states (even though we look like it). People love to put us down because they're jealous that one state can be so amazing (minus Chris Christie). Outsiders don't understand what "species" us New Jerseyians are, but if you are an outsider and are venturing to New Jersey to hit up some of our famous beaches, boardwalks, universities, etc. then here are some Jersey words you should familiarize yourself with.

1. Jug handles

A confusing way to make a left turn.

2. A.C.

Not air conditioning, Atlantic City.

3. Down the shore

Going to the beach — my personal favs, Ocean City and Belmar. And no, not every Jersey shore is like the show.

4. Wawa

Just the best convenience store on the face of the planet. Make sure to try one of their hoagies (aka sandwich).

5. Pork roll

Breakfast food normally served with egg and cheese.

6. The city

New York City, the only city we refer to. (Sorry, Philly lovers, that is the "other" city.)

7. Exit

We refer to which town/area we live in by their NJ turnpike exit, and sometimes Parkway.

8. Fill it regular, please

Lol, we don't pump gas.

9. Diner

In other states, diners are run down with greasy and gross food. In Jersey, diners are first picks for an easy night out with tons of options.

10. Speed limit

The speed limit does not exist. If it says 65 mph, you go at least 75. If not, we love to honk.

11. Home team

Jokes because home teams are rare, which is why the state is split between New York and Philly fans. (Nets, who are they???)

12. Jersey

The best state with the best bagels and pizza. Separated in northern, central, and southern Jersey — all of which are their own states. When you're here you will meet the most pleasant people ever, they won't even say thank you if you hold the door open for them.

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