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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" blessed us with the incredible character of Jake Peralta, played by the beautiful actor Andy Samberg. Detective Peralta is this very immature yet charming character who has trouble expressing feelings so he cracks jokes instead — RELATABLE. He's actually very intelligent, but would rather focus on his humor than on his work — same. The show is great and all, but what makes you want to keep watching is Jake himself. He's so adorable and cute and all you want to do is have him roast you. Ugh, we all wish we were Amy Santiago. WE WISH.

His sense of humor

*insert literally anything* TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE!

He knows how to make an entrance

We love someone as extra as us — ugh, yes.

His exaggerated facial expressions makes you feel things

"Your butt is the bomb, there will be no survivors." "I love you so much."

He has a voice of an angel

"You were gone for three hours. I know because I sang "This Is How We Do It" 14 times."

He can kick butt

"I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be."

He's the best travel buddy

Toit.

He can play the guitar — wow

Sings AND plays an instrument? Full package, indeed.

He loves matching

Imagine matching PJs with Jake — OMG.

He's a romantic, ughhh

"Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should've written this down first."

He can do parkour

He IS the coolest person in New York City.

He knows how to win his girl back

I would never walk away from you, Jake.

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Total smokeshow, noice!

In This Article:

His sense of humor

He knows how to make an entrance

His exaggerated facial expressions makes you feel things

He has a voice of an angel

He can kick butt

He's the best travel buddy

He can play the guitar — wow

He loves matching

He's a romantic, ughhh

He can do parkour

He knows how to win his girl back

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15 Struggles Of Having A Resting Bitch Face

Yes, I'm fine. No, I'm not mad about anything.

1. People always asking if I'm ok

2. "Are you mad?"

3. Having to approach potential new friends first because they might be intimidated by you.

4. Getting complaints at work that you "look mean".

5. Having to literally force yourself to smile around new people.

6. "I always thought you were mean before I met you!"

7. I could be having the best day of my life and my face would still look like this:

8. When people start badgering you with questions if you're ok, you actually do start to become a little irritated and annoyed.

9. It makes your blood boil when someone tells you to smile more.

10. Constantly having to reassure people that you're happy.

11. The exhaustion that comes after having to fake a smile.

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13. Trying to make your face look like a ray of sunshine, but giving up because it's too hard.

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15. When you really are in a bad mood and people just think it's another day for you.

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