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11 Reasons Why Jake Peralta Is The Coolest Babe In Brooklyn, No Doubt

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Neha Yousuf

May 09, 2019

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11 Reasons Why Jake Peralta Is The Coolest Babe In Brooklyn, No Doubt

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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" blessed us with the incredible character of Jake Peralta, played by the beautiful actor Andy Samberg. Detective Peralta is this very immature yet charming character who has trouble expressing feelings so he cracks jokes instead — RELATABLE. He's actually very intelligent, but would rather focus on his humor than on his work — same. The show is great and all, but what makes you want to keep watching is Jake himself. He's so adorable and cute and all you want to do is have him roast you. Ugh, we all wish we were Amy Santiago. WE WISH.

His sense of humor

*insert literally anything* TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE!

He knows how to make an entrance

We love someone as extra as us — ugh, yes.

His exaggerated facial expressions makes you feel things

"Your butt is the bomb, there will be no survivors." "I love you so much."

He has a voice of an angel

"You were gone for three hours. I know because I sang "This Is How We Do It" 14 times."

He can kick butt

"I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be."

He's the best travel buddy

Toit.

He can play the guitar — wow

Sings AND plays an instrument? Full package, indeed.

He loves matching

Imagine matching PJs with Jake — OMG.

He's a romantic, ughhh

"Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should've written this down first."

He can do parkour

He IS the coolest person in New York City.

He knows how to win his girl back

I would never walk away from you, Jake.

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Total smokeshow, noice!

In This Article:

His sense of humor

He knows how to make an entrance

His exaggerated facial expressions makes you feel things

He has a voice of an angel

He can kick butt

He's the best travel buddy

He can play the guitar — wow

He loves matching

He's a romantic, ughhh

He can do parkour

He knows how to win his girl back

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Being on a first name basis with campus police and administrators.

1. When all your friends are hanging out and having fun and you’re stuck working desk.

2. When your decorations are due by midnight and it’s 11:30 PM and you’re still painting.

3. And the night before your residents all move in you’re running around taping up door tags in your hall.

4. But you know better than anyone that by week two, some wasted stranger is going to rip them down anyway.

5. Then having to change your hallway theme again during midterm week.

6. Roommate conflicts that happen before the semester even starts.

7. When you’re finally getting ready to go to bed and you stumble upon a random incident.

8. The tedious documentation that follows an already overwhelming incident.

9. Parents calling you about an issue with their student, and you’re wondering how they got your phone number in the first place.

10. You need to come up with a fun, educational programming idea, but you know nobody is going to show up without the promise of food.

11. Running into a resident at a bar or a party.

12. You remind yourself on a daily basis that you do not have to snap every time you agree with something someone says.

13. That awkward 3 A.M. encounter when your resident knocks on your door, half naked, asking for a condom.

14. Doing your nightly rounds of the building and trying to figure out where that odor of marijuana is coming from.

15. When the resident who has been documented on three separate occasions has bloodshot eyes tells you they haven’t been smoking tonight.

16. Being on a first-name basis with campus police and administrators.

17. Handling an incident that you thought only happened on TV or in the movies.

18. When you’re halfway through the semester and you see residents who have never left their room before.

19. Fire alarms are absolutely terrifying, but it has nothing to do with the possibility of there being a fire…

20. Training. More training. And continued training.

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1. Me after every class

2. If you really care about your grades

3. When you get a new homework assignment

4. When people ask what you're going to do after college

5. When you see people who don't study and get good grades

6. We're all broke here

7. FREE FOOD IS FREE FOOD!

8. When it seems like everyone in class is smart - EXCEPT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR GROUP PROJECT!!

Other than knowledge and all those important things

How to take stairs.

Caffeine is your friend.

How to study.

Finding free food.

How to take a nap anywhere.

How to appreciate sleep.

How to procrastinate productively.

Surprise: This is not on the syllabus

1. As a freshman, one does get to be called “freshman” by upperclassmen when they walk to parties in a mob of people.

2. Some of the best stories happen after 2 a.m.

3. Upperclassmen live for meal swipes from freshman because they are poor and need free food.

4. People are struggling just as much as you are so you're not alone.

5. You will never take privacy or personal space for granted ever again.

6. You are not the only one who has slept on the community bathroom floor after a night out.

7. Skipping class for Netflix is a valid excuse.

8. It’s totally acceptable to bring a pot of coffee, a sleeping bag and a pillow to the library.

9. Having class with a friend is the best because you can trade off days on who goes to class.

10. When you are a senior, you take the easiest classes to boost your GPA.

11. How to pull an all-nighter.

12. How to handle drunk people.

13. The drunk you does not look out for sober you about 90 percent of the time.

14. How to deal with a hangover.

15. How to interact with people very different from you.

16. The perfect amount to procrastinate on every assignment.

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