"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" blessed us with the incredible character of Jake Peralta, played by the beautiful actor Andy Samberg. Detective Peralta is this very immature yet charming character who has trouble expressing feelings so he cracks jokes instead — RELATABLE. He's actually very intelligent, but would rather focus on his humor than on his work — same. The show is great and all, but what makes you want to keep watching is Jake himself. He's so adorable and cute and all you want to do is have him roast you. Ugh, we all wish we were Amy Santiago. WE WISH.
His sense of humor
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He knows how to make an entrance
We love someone as extra as us — ugh, yes.
His exaggerated facial expressions makes you feel things
"Your butt is the bomb, there will be no survivors." "I love you so much."
He has a voice of an angel
"You were gone for three hours. I know because I sang "This Is How We Do It" 14 times."
He can kick butt
"I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be."
He's the best travel buddy
Toit.
He can play the guitar — wow
Sings AND plays an instrument? Full package, indeed.
He loves matching
Imagine matching PJs with Jake — OMG.
He's a romantic, ughhh
"Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should've written this down first."
He can do parkour
He IS the coolest person in New York City.
He knows how to win his girl back
I would never walk away from you, Jake.
