All Florida State University students have faced the uncertainty of not really knowing what to bring with them for their stay in Tallahassee. Some students go way overboard and bring their whole house (and then some), while others bring a blanket, a few sets of clothes, and maybe a toothbrush. No need to search any further for what your #FSU23 Seminole needs, the most important things are right here.
1. A key ring for their keys.
The most obvious giveaway that someone's a freshman? Having a lanyard that holds all of their keys. We can hear you coming from a mile away.
2. $30 to pay off a future parking ticket.
Sorry, Charlie, this isn't the kind of ticket you want to find. There are thousands of people at Florida State every day. Do you really think your new Nole is going to find a parking spot that they're allowed to park every single day?
3. An Uber gift card.
Freshmen never knows their limits. Make sure your new Nole has a way to get home from the pregame because they got too white girl wasted to even make it to the function. #DriveSober.
4. Your old Francois jersey.
Especially great for the new Noles who aren't so sports-savvy. They'll think he's actually on the team!
5. Robitussin and cough drops.
Your new Nole is bound to catch something at LEAST once during their time at Florida State. Save them a trip to the Health and Wellness Center and just buy them some medication before they're infected by the plague.
6. A water spray bottle.
To spray at anyone who catcalls your new Nole, ESPECIALLY the Pikes.
7. Pedialyte.
For the nights when your new Nole's beverage of choice wasn't exactly one they're supposed to be drinking.
8. A hand strengthener.
The perfect gift to help your new Nole prepare for all of the swiping they'll be doing on Tinder.
9. Rhymes with "swan gums."
The supplies in Strozier, Dirac, and the Health and Wellness Center run out all the time. Make sure your new Nole is protected.
10. Bleach.
Your new Nole is going to experience night life by visiting Tally spots like the Strip, Baja's, and Happy Hour at Pot's. They're definitely going to need some bleach to baptize their shoes after a night out.
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