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It Really Makes Me Wonder

It was just a question.

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As humans, we are meant to ponder the meaning of life. If we didn't ponder the meaning of life and ask questions, there would be no reason to study philosophy. So for your convenience, here are some simple questions for you to think about.

1. If a blind man looks at Medusa, does he still turn to stone?

He's technically not looking at her, so would he or would he not?

2. If Cinderella's shoes fit her perfectly, how did she lose one?

The Fairy Godmother made the shoes just for Cinderella. Why would the Fairy Godmother give her shoes that were too big and If they were too big, why did Cinderella not have blisters on the back of her feet?

3. If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why is there a song about it?

He obviously cared enough about Jimmy cracking the corn to write a song about it.

4. What color does a Smurf turn when it's choking?

Humans turn blue when they are choking. Smurfs are already blue, so what color do they turn?

5. If we are not supposed to talk to strangers, how do we make friends?

All of our friends started as strangers, so are they not supposed to be our friends because they are strangers?

6. How does the Trix Rabbit know that Trix are good if the kids never let him have any?

I can't be the only person that has thought this.

7. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Tarzan spent his entire life in the jungle living with the apes. Shouldn't he have a beard?

8. Why do people sing "Take me out to the ballgame" when they are already at the ball game?

You are already there. Do you want to be at a different ballgame?

9. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, why are we suppose to quit while we’re ahead?

I just confused myself with this one!

10. If a product is better than the leading brand, then why is it not the leading brand?

Wouldn't being better make them the leading brand?

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