Hello, my name is (insert name here) and I'm addicted to Netflix.
Here we are, stuck in the middle of shows. Which one to choose? There's so many selections, so little time in the day. It's not easy admitting a problem but there are signs you can use to determine for sure, you have a problem that should be addressed. Being home from college can take a toll on you, especially your laptop battery from using it to watch Netflix all day long.
1. You don't even know what "real T.V' is any more
Netflix is great because there's no commercials or waiting for a week in-between the next new episode. Multiple shows, let alone episodes, are available at the click of a button. It's like a cave of diamonds, endless treasures that have yet to be discovered. It's too easy to get sucked into all of its glory.
2. You're able to finish an entire 5 season show in one day
To give the benefit of the doubt, some of the episodes of shows are only 25 minutes long...
3. You're in denial about how much you actually watch it
I only use it to catch up on a few things...four times a day...for four hours each time...
4. You've run out of snack options for you binge watching
All the popcorn is eaten, the soda is drunk, the chips are just crumbs left over from the last venture into the bag.
5. You're recently watched section is basically another Netflix show collection
There're more options in your recently watched section than all the selections Netflix has to offer you.
So no, there is no problem here. As long as I can maintain my positive attitude and denial, no one will ever realize I may have a problem. A minor problem, not even noticeable. I think. It's just a phase until I get back from summer break, and I get to watch Netflix in a whole new environment with people who share my struggle.