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28 Irrelevant Questions Asked During the First Presidential Debate

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Emily Pereira

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28 Irrelevant Questions Asked During the First Presidential Debate

Last week's First Presidential Debate took over TV and computer screens not only throughout the country, but throughout college dorms. Unfortunately, for us millennials, this debate felt more comical than serious due to the excessive interruptions and sarcastic remarks. In between both parties' valid points, I couldn't help but ask myself some of these questions. I know you were thinking the same things.

1. How old is Hillary? She's 68.

2. What animal does Trump's hair resemble today?

3. How many times has Hillary gotten botox injections?

4. What are these facial expressions?

6. Why is Hillary blinking so much?

5. Why is Donald Trump better at contouring than I am?

7. How many times does Trump mention "Mexico?"

8. Why does Hillary continue to mention her husband irrelevantly?

9. How many times is Trump redirected back to the question?

10. How many interruptions occurred throughout the debate? Trump:23 Hillary:4

11. Why wasn't Benghazi brought up?

12. Why is Trump so obsessed with Hillary's website?

13. Why won't Hillary let us see her emails?

14. Were they REALLY family friends before the Presidential Election?

LOL what?!

15. Why is Trump's mouth so small?

16. What are they even talking about?

17. Did Trump forget to get a spray tan?

18. Why does Trump continue to refer to himself in third person?

19. Why won't Hillary just answer the question asked?

20. Is there a secret candidate that we don't know about?

21. Why is Trump so racist?

22. Why are the candidates so nasty to each other?

23. Why is Hillary promoting her book? "Pick it up tomorrow"

24. Why is Trump so caught up on Obama's birth certificate?

25. Has Hilary's hair moved at all?

26. Why does Trump get sidetracked so easily?

27. What is going to happen to this country?

28. Does anyone want to move to Canada with me?

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Here are just a few of those things.

Take the time to thank that one friend in your life you will never let go of.

1. Thank you for being the one I can always count on to be honest.

2. Thank you for accepting me for who I am.

3. Thank you for teaching me what real love feels like.

4. Thank you for always making sure I'm safe.

5. Thank you for going through things with me.

6. Thank you for teaching me to take care of myself.

7. Thank you for going out of your way to make me feel supported.

8. Thank you for always being there to back me up, even when you know I'm wrong.

9. Thank you for constantly pushing me to live up to my potential.

10. Lastly, thank you for making such a huge impact on my life.

It sucks, but you’ll make it through

1. Please just be seasonal allergies

2. I must not have gotten enough sleep last night

3. I’ll just take a little nap

4. Oh no, I have so much due tomorrow!

5. I’m fine, I’ll just sleep it off

6. Do I have to be responsible today?

7. Ugh no, I can’t actually be sick

8. Alright, I’ll take some medicine and I’ll be fine

9. This is the worst day of my life

10. Mom?

11. She was right (like always)

12. Too bad you're busy and can’t take the day off tomorrow

13. You think about taking the day off, but realize you have like three tests

14. You think you're actually going to be sick forever

15. Finally, you're better!

Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

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