An Introvert's Big Night In | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

An Introvert's Big Night In

How the socially impaired like to spend their Friday night

39
An Introvert's Big Night In
BuzzFeed

Everyone likes to have a cozy night in every now and then. It feels nice to just kick back and relax after a long week. However, an introvert NEEDS these nights to thrive and function as a human being. As a fellow introvert myself, I decided to walk you through a day in the life of an anti-social person:

  1. Unwind
  2. Curl up on the couch
  3. Watch a Disney movie
  4. Or musical
  5. Or a new Netflix series
  6. Make your favorite home-cooked meal for dinner
  7. or bake cookies
  8. or a cake…
  9. Basically make yourself anything edible
  10. spend some time on your arts and crafts
  11. Clean your house
  12. Do your laundry
  13. Get too lazy to fold your laundry
  14. (If you’re of age) pop open your favorite bottle of wine
  15. Read a book
  16. Read another book
  17. Basically read your entire “To Read” list
  18. Spend countless hours on Pinterest
  19. Plan your wedding via Pinterest ideas
  20. Realize you don’t have a significant other
  21. Cry because you have no significant other
  22. Eat your feelings
  23. Feel better after eating your feelings
  24. Watch another Disney movie
  25. Sing along to said Disney movie
  26. Realize you are the next Disney Princess
  27. Sing to your dog so you can see if your voice has secret animal summoning powers
  28. Cry when your dog doesn’t enjoy your singing voice and runs away
  29. Spend time searching the Internet
  30. Watch the Spanish channel and see how much you understand
  31. Teach yourself a new life skill like a musical instrument
  32. or American Sign Language
  33. See what qualifications you need to be the next president of the United States
  34. Forgive your dog and snuggle up with him
  35. Give him a bath
  36. Brush his fur
  37. Clip his nails
  38. Make the entire night dedicated to your dog’s spa experience
  39. Check all of your social media
  40. See political opinions on Facebook from your Aunt Georgia
  41. Unfriend Aunt Georgia
  42. Scroll your Twitter timeline for three hours
  43. Scroll through your own tweets
  44. Laugh at your own jokes
  45. Go through your liked tweets
  46. Stalk your celebrity crush
  47. Imagine your life being married to your celebrity crush
  48. Continue wedding planning on Pinterest
  49. Check your email and pretend to have your life together for a few minutes
  50. Respond to one email
  51. Reward yourself by eating a gallon of ice cream
  52. Remembering you’ll have to be social if you go get more ice cream, so you decide against it
  53. Add things to your Amazon Wish List
  54. Remember you got paid today
  55. Spend your entire paycheck purchasing your Amazon Wish List
  56. Get ahead on homework
  57. Give up after two minutes of reading
  58. Get another snack
  59. Wait for your Amazon packages to arrive
  60. Write a song using the keyboard app on your phone
  61. Perform it live for your dog (because you know he loves your singing)
  62. Look at the clock
  63. See it’s 3:45
  64. Contemplate going to bed
  65. Decide to go to bed
  66. Curl up
  67. Scroll social media on your phone for another two hours
  68. Try to sleep
  69. Stay up thinking about how you don’t want to be social with others in the morning
  70. Fall asleep
  71. Repeat

It's okay to veg out. Let an introvert know you understand!!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

12 Midnight NYE: Fun Ideas!

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

13876
Friends celebrating the New Years!
StableDiffusion

When the clock strikes twelve midnight on New Year's Eve, do you ever find yourself lost regarding what to do during that big moment? It's a very important moment. It is the first moment of the New Year, doesn't it seem like you should be doing something grand, something meaningful, something spontaneous? Sure, many decide to spend the moment on the lips of another, but what good is that? Take a look at these other suggestions on how to ring in the New Year that are much more spectacular and exciting than a simple little kiss.

Keep Reading...Show less
piano
Digital Trends

I am very serious about the Christmas season. It's one of my favorite things, and I love it all from gift-giving to baking to the decorations, but I especially love Christmas music. Here are 11 songs you should consider adding to your Christmas playlists.

Keep Reading...Show less
campus
CampusExplorer

New year, new semester, not the same old thing. This semester will be a semester to redeem all the mistakes made in the previous five months.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

Let's face it, last semester you woke up with enough time to brush your teeth and get to class and even then you were about 10 minutes late and rollin' in with some pretty unfortunate bed head. This semester we will set our alarms, wake up with time to get ready, and get to class on time!

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

The 5 Painfully True Stages Of Camping Out At The Library

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

2735
woman reading a book while sitting on black leather 3-seat couch
Photo by Seven Shooter on Unsplash

And so it begins.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

Camping out at the library is not for the faint of heart. You need to go in as a warrior. You usually have brought supplies (laptop, chargers, and textbooks) and sustenance (water, snacks, and blanket/sweatpants) since the battle will be for an undetermined length of time. Perhaps it is one assignment or perhaps it's four. You are motivated and prepared; you don’t doubt the assignment(s) will take time, but you know it couldn’t be that long.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

The 14 Stages Of The Last Week Of Class

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1663
black marker on notebook

December... it's full of finals, due dates, Mariah Carey, and the holidays. It's the worst time of the year, but the best because after finals, you get to not think about classes for a month and catch up on all the sleep you lost throughout the semester. But what's worse than finals week is the last week of classes, when all the due dates you've put off can no longer be put off anymore.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments