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Internship Hunting As Told By The Kardashians

It's time.

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Internship Hunting As Told By The Kardashians
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Internship hunting is a new concept to many college students, as it's something we've never yet had to do in our lives. Although we still have time left in college before we are expected to join the real world and go on a real-world job hunt, internship hunting can be just as stressful. What you do in college can set you up for a lifetime of amazing career opportunities, so its time to start looking. Here is the full process of internship hunting as told by everyone's favorites, "The Kardashians."

1. It's Time To Get My Life In Order.

All of my friends have internships and we're about to graduate; maybe I should start looking for one too.

2. Fantasizing.

*Fantasizes About Dream Internship At Vogue*

3. Applying For Only The Ritzy/Paid Internships.

I'm fabulous so I deserve a fabulous, well-paid internship.

4. Accepting That Those Don't Exist.

I should stop being so picky considering I need this for my resume.

5. Searching And Applying For Anything And Everything.

Suddenly I've become a frantic mess and all I do in my free time is search and apply for internships.

6. Hitting Up Career Services Because Nothing Is Working.

But why don't they love me?

7. Re-Vamping My Whole Resume/Life.

Basically, everything I've done up to this point has to be redone because of course I didn't do it right the first time.

8. Receiving The First Slur Of Emails.

Basically saying, "You are a great person and all, but you are extremely unqualified and our company wants nothing to do with you".

9. Facing Rejection.

Okay, this stings a little. How could they not want me?

10. Contemplating Dropping Out And Moving Back In With My Parents.

College and established careers are for chumps.

11. More Denials, Upon Denials, Upon Denials.

Why don't you just run me over with your car instead? That might hurt less.

12. Desperation.

I will do anything at this point for an internship.

13. Finally, An Interview!

They want to hear more?! God bless their beautiful, kind souls!

14. I Think They Liked Me…Maybe?

The stage of overanalyzing every little detail from the interview.

15. I Got It! I Am The Queen Of The World.

Everyone bow down, I am a working woman now.

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