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Now let's list all these Christmas boats.

Gary's grabbed a garden ornament for his lawn, yawn.

Emma from English is Engaged and posting clickbait.

Uncle Bobbie bought a bulldog, and broke is Christmas lights.

And Carol's posting memes!

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Be sure to thank all your Christmas party hosts!

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Hailey hid her presents and hacked her ex's page.

Aunt Linda liked a leaked pic of herself in a Christmas sweater.

Cousin Sam sang sleigh bells on his live stream that no one really watched.

And Carol's posting memes!

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Sarah sent a spam mail through all her dm box.

Charlie choked on a corn-cob at Aunt Crystal's house.

But remember that this time of year is to spread Christmas cheer! All the insta-models and all that Facebook likes have waited all year long to sing this yuletide song.

And Carol's posting memes!