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If College Majors Were Different Kinds Of Beer

Come on, no ones surprised by finance.

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Different Kinds Of Beer
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You've seen if college majors were Taco Bell items and Thanksgiving foods but what about beers? Let's take a look, shall we? Especially with International Beer Day coming up (August 2). Some of these shouldn't be surprising.



Business - Budweiser

Budweisera bottle of beer sitting on top of a cement slab Photo by Laurenz Krabisch on Unsplash

A classic beer, classic major, both will get the job done.

Communications - Bud Light

Bud Lightblue bud light can on gray wooden table Photo by Christophe Dion on Unsplash

If business or darker beers aren't your thing, try communications for a little lighter fare Basically the little but equally popular brother of business.

Pre-Med - Blue Moon

Blue MoonBlue Moon Painting - Shelly Bartek | Some of Shelly Bartek's… | Flickrwww.flickr.com

Classy, sophisticated but still here to party through all the never-ending years of schooling.

Sports Medicine - Miller Lite

Miller LiteMiller Lite - new vortex bottle | thin, watery, fizzy, w/ li… | Flickrwww.flickr.com

A fine bro's beer for a fine bro's major.

Nursing - Rita's

Bud Light Rita

Small and strong, easy to drink and gets you drunk fast so you can get back to studying before clinicals.

Political Science - Angry Orchard

Angry OrchardAngry Tree Cider | pissed off pomme | Rusty Clark ~ 100K Photos ...www.flickr.com

A little sweet and a little tart, just like politics. They'll even be able to up a mean argument about why cider should count as beer.

Graphic Design - Insert Local Craft Beer Here

Craft Beer
Creative and different and unique. Totally hip. Enough said.

Literature - Pabst Blue Ribbon

Pabst Blue RibbonFile:China Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer - 2017.png - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Still undoubtedly hip, but just a little more lowkey.

Math - Guinness

GuinessWexford in Guiness glass | Toms Baugis | Flickrwww.flickr.com

Science - Yuengling

YuenglingYuengling | Ryan Glenn | Flickrwww.flickr.com

Tastes good going down, not so much coming back up, just like most general science knowledge.

Education - Sam Adams

Samuel AdamsFile:Samuel Adams Summer.jpg - Wikimedia Commonscommons.wikimedia.org

Just like there are lots of different routes in education, there's a flavor of Sam's for everyone. (I'm betting Summer Shandy is their fav.)

Engineering - Stella Artois

Stella ArtoisStella Artois - Belgian Lager | ...it's not your typical Bel… | Flickrwww.flickr.com

Picking Stella at a college dive bar says "I try to make good choices." (or "I think I'm better than half of you.") basically, the same way picking engineering as your major does.

Psychology - Coors Light

Coors LightCoors Light in Fridge | Rob Nguyen | Flickrwww.flickr.com

After about the fifth or sixth can, they might start messing with your head, you might even start to feel like you're in the Rockies.


Agriculture - Busch Light

Busch LightFile:Busch Beer (19713355251).jpg - Wikimedia Commonscommons.wikimedia.org

The beer of small town agriculturalists everywhere. We practically invented the phrase "Hold my beer and watch this."

Finance - Natty Light

Natty LightNatty Light Beer

It's cheap, perfect for those who care about money. Jk, it's associated with frat boys and frat boys are associated with finance.

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It's summertime, beer season! That's why August 2nd is International Beer Day. Our community has you covered with more stories about beer:

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