I would like to think of myself as a pretty nonjudgmental individual. I am fully aware that everyone in this world is, or in my opinions should be, different. We all have different tastes in style, music, art, etc. I feel as if the differences amongst us is what makes each day a guessing game- you never know what crazy outfit you may see on the street or what new song lyric may catch your attention while driving in the car. Usually, I like to take things as they are, and continue on without asking any questions. My previous ‘usually’ tends to exclude the few times of the day I spend scrolling through my Instagram feed.

41 Thoughts While Scrolling Through Instagram

1. Where are these 15 year olds learning how to apply their makeup? I am 21 and barely know how to apply mascara let alone know how to contour my face, blend four different eyeshadows, or highlight my eyes.
2. Aww, your family is so cute. Why doesn’t my family take super cute family photos?
3. Okay, so it looks ‘candid’, but we all know it isn’t. So really, who did you hand the camera off to saying, “Here take this, I’m going to pretend like I’m not looking”..
4. Why did you caption the location as Chipotle? You are clearly at a beach. I don’t get it.
5. Oh hey, another selfie of your boobs. No wonder you get 200 likes.
6. YOU GOT BACK TOGETHER, AGAIN?!?! I swear you two break up every week.
7. Hey, that’s my shirt.
8. I didn’t even know you two knew each other. This is weird. How do you know each other?
9. WHERE IS THAT?!? I need to vacation there.
10. Oh wow, sick invite.
11. Oww Oww, my best friend is gorgeous. Like* comment*
12. You always like my posts, so it’s only fair for me to like yours.
13. You look so freaking great in that outfit. I love it. I could never pull that off, but you kill it!
14. Nice pose, who do you think you are, Candice Swanepoel?
15. 417 likes, are you joking me?!?!
16. You’re 17 and your parents let you out of the house in that outfit?
17. Tim Riggins can’t be your MCM because he’s my future husband, sorry.
18. Wow, you lost a lot of weight. You look so good. Go you, I’m so happy for you.
19. Okay wow that caption is way too long and totally unnecessary so Im just going to scroll right on through to the next one.
20. I can’t get enough of these adorable dog accounts.
21. If I see that quote one more time..
22. Oh hey, look it's you and your alcohol and your duck lips, what’s new?
23. Awh, I really miss you. Im going to text you right now.
24. Ahh, you got engaged! Wow that is so exciting! So much love.
25. Can we please stop with the Boomerangs? They’re cool until they don’t stop repeating. They should probably come with a warning, “May Cause Seizures”
26. Oh gosh, look at that high school throwback. laughs hysterically* What a great stage in life.
27. I wonder what you look like without any makeup on.
28. That baby is adorable. I hope my babies are that perfect.
29. Oh no, another cancer post. Those always hit the heart. I should probably say a quick prayer.
30. How can a person be so beautiful? I should probably start wearing a bag on my head.
31. #please #stop #hashtagging #every #word #in #the #English #vocabulary
32. Wow, your little brother is growing up so fast. I feel so old
33. This photo doesn’t have many likes, so I’m going to be a good samaritan and give it one
34. Free donuts on campus?!? I wish I were showered and dressed. Dang it.
35. How can one be so talented? I want to be you.
36. Wow, that is a huge accomplishment. That’s so awesome. Go you
37. You wake up looking that good?!?
38. Oh hey, choker necklaces are back in. I figured it out after every girl took a selfie with a choker, pigtail braids, and straight face pose. Original.
39. … Where is the originality anymore?
40. I wonder what people think about my photos.
41. I should probably get off Instagram an get out of bed already.