I would like to think of myself as a pretty nonjudgmental individual. I am fully aware that everyone in this world is, or in my opinions should be, different. We all have different tastes in style, music, art, etc. I feel as if the differences amongst us is what makes each day a guessing game- you never know what crazy outfit you may see on the street or what new song lyric may catch your attention while driving in the car. Usually, I like to take things as they are, and continue on without asking any questions. My previous ‘usually’ tends to exclude the few times of the day I spend scrolling through my Instagram feed.
41 Thoughts While Scrolling Through Instagram
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- Where are these 15 year olds learning how to apply their makeup? I am 21 and barely know how to apply mascara let alone know how to contour my face, blend four different eyeshadows, or highlight my eyes.
- Aww, your family is so cute. Why doesn’t my family take super cute family photos?
- Okay, so it looks ‘candid’, but we all know it isn’t. So really, who did you hand the camera off to saying, “Here take this, I’m going to pretend like I’m not looking”..
- Why did you caption the location as Chipotle? You are clearly at a beach. I don’t get it.
- Oh hey, another selfie of your boobs. No wonder you get 200 likes.
- YOU GOT BACK TOGETHER, AGAIN?!?! I swear you two break up every week.
- Hey, that’s my shirt.
- I didn’t even know you two knew each other. This is weird. How do you know each other?
- WHERE IS THAT?!? I need to vacation there.
- Oh wow, sick invite.
- Oww Oww, my best friend is gorgeous. Like* comment*
- You always like my posts, so it’s only fair for me to like yours.
- You look so freaking great in that outfit. I love it. I could never pull that off, but you kill it!
- Nice pose, who do you think you are, Candice Swanepoel?
- 417 likes, are you joking me?!?!
- You’re 17 and your parents let you out of the house in that outfit?
- Tim Riggins can’t be your MCM because he’s my future husband, sorry.
- Wow, you lost a lot of weight. You look so good. Go you, I’m so happy for you.
- Okay wow that caption is way too long and totally unnecessary so Im just going to scroll right on through to the next one.
- I can’t get enough of these adorable dog accounts.
- If I see that quote one more time..
- Oh hey, look it's you and your alcohol and your duck lips, what’s new?
- Awh, I really miss you. Im going to text you right now.
- Ahh, you got engaged! Wow that is so exciting! So much love.
- Can we please stop with the Boomerangs? They’re cool until they don’t stop repeating. They should probably come with a warning, “May Cause Seizures”
- Oh gosh, look at that high school throwback. laughs hysterically* What a great stage in life.
- I wonder what you look like without any makeup on.
- That baby is adorable. I hope my babies are that perfect.
- Oh no, another cancer post. Those always hit the heart. I should probably say a quick prayer.
- How can a person be so beautiful? I should probably start wearing a bag on my head.
- #please #stop #hashtagging #every #word #in #the #English #vocabulary
- Wow, your little brother is growing up so fast. I feel so old
- This photo doesn’t have many likes, so I’m going to be a good samaritan and give it one
- Free donuts on campus?!? I wish I were showered and dressed. Dang it.
- How can one be so talented? I want to be you.
- Wow, that is a huge accomplishment. That’s so awesome. Go you
- You wake up looking that good?!?
- Oh hey, choker necklaces are back in. I figured it out after every girl took a selfie with a choker, pigtail braids, and straight face pose. Original.
- … Where is the originality anymore?
- I wonder what people think about my photos.
- I should probably get off Instagram an get out of bed already.
