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From 7-Years-Old To Adulthood Here Are Instagram Bios For Every Age Group

How many times can you count when an 8-year-old mentions they love sparkles, puppies, and cheerleading?

Alexa Rosenzweig

Jun 27, 2018

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From 7-Years-Old To Adulthood Here Are Instagram Bios For Every Age Group

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It seems that every age group has their own secret way of creating their Instagram bios. Instagram has users from children as young as the age of 8, and as old as the age of the elderly. It would only make sense to discuss the varying types of bios, from younger children to college students. Hold on, because the accuracy may hurt just a little.

1. 7-10 year olds

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"9 years young!! I am in 4th grade :) I love basketball, puppies, and my bff Sarah!!! Cheerleading 4ever!! Tap that follow button^^

Is it just me, or am I always getting Instagram follow requests from 8 year olds who love horses and cheerleading? I'm not the only one? Okay, good.

2. Middle schoolers

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"12-14-17 (heart emoji) I love boyfriend's name name of high school and graduation year, which is most likely 6 years away

We get it, you have a boyfriend at a really young age and you want the whole entire world to know. And isn't it a little to soon to discuss your high school graduation date? You're like, 12.

3. High school freshmen-juniors

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"12-14-17 (heart emoji) I love boyfriend's name name of high school and graduation year, which is most likely 6 years away

We get it, you have a boyfriend at a really young age and you want the whole entire world to know. And isn't it a little to soon to discuss your high school graduation date? You're like, 12.

4. High school seniors

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name of high school and graduation year | name of college and graduation year

Is 90% of the senior class attending the same college? Let me know.

5. College students

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hometown | school | sorority/fraternity

Guilty as charged. Also, the Greek letters are VERY important.

6. College graduates

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name of school alum | current job | sorority/fraternity alum

Time to let the whole world know I am now an accountant, yay!! Also, I'm getting married in 2 years, might as well include my wedding date. I need everyone to know I am out here THRIVINGGGGG!!!! Just kidding, I'm single, lonely, and jobless. I own 20 cats and I spend my nights drinking endless bottles of rosé.

7. Adults

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Mom to 3 beautiful children (child and heart emoji) wife to husband's name Jesus

is my savior!

I swear, these people are not even 25 yet and already have like 6 children. And of course, they love their husband and Jesus.

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From 7-Years-Old To Adulthood Here Are Instagram Bios For Every Age Group

How many times can you count when an 8-year-old mentions they love sparkles, puppies, and cheerleading?

In This Article:

1. 7-10 year olds

"9 years young!! I am in 4th grade :) I love basketball, puppies, and my bff Sarah!!! Cheerleading 4ever!! Tap that follow button^^

2. Middle schoolers

"12-14-17 (heart emoji) I love *boyfriend's name* *name of high school and graduation year, which is most likely 6 years away*

3. High school freshmen-juniors

"12-14-17 (heart emoji) I love *boyfriend's name* *name of high school and graduation year, which is most likely 6 years away*

4. High school seniors

name of high school and graduation year | name of college and graduation year

5. College students

hometown | school | sorority/fraternity

6. College graduates

name of school alum | current job | sorority/fraternity alum

7. Adults

Mom to 3 beautiful children (child and heart emoji) wife to *husband's name* Jesus

is my savior!

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Don't deny it.

They talk to you like you're one of the guys, but you will NEVER EVER be included in "Bro" things

Even though you've heard the words, "Not you, a real girl" more times than you can count.

You need to caption almost every picture with a disclaimer that you aren't dating...

But at the same time, you never know whether or not to be offended when they say they'd never date you...

And your other friends are constantly telling you you were destined to be with each other.

You'd get all the girls if you were a boy because you walk them through how to get girls almost daily...

That being said, you have an opinion on EVERY girl they show you, and you aren't afraid to share it...

But they have opinions too, and that's why they'll be the first to tell you when a guy isn't treating you right... and then they'll do exactly the same thing to some girl a few days later...

And if they do happen to have a girl in their lives, she most likely hates you, because you know him better than she ever will...

But even after all that, you wouldn't trade them for the world.

No, I actually don't pay for my friends.

1. "You pay for your friends."

2. "All you do is party."

3. "You guys all look the same."

4. "You don't actually care about your Philanthropy."

5. "Bigs and littles are stupid/annoying."

6. "I would never want to be a part of that."

7. "You're wasting your money."

We get it — we're frustrated with you, too.

1. When they go out of their way to help you.

2. When they are cleaning up a section of the store.

3. When they deal with your children being heathens.

4. When they listen intently to your coupon problems.

5. When they ask you about opening a credit card or rewards card.

6. When you have to wait to get an item number or to talk to a manager.

It's not always fun being fun-sized!

1. Not wearing makeup is like stepping in a time machine

2. "Wow, how tall are you?!"

3. You don't realize how much you're craning your neck until you talk to someone as short as you.

4. Hugging your friends is just asking for a face full of boob for you and makeup on their shirt for them. Awkward.

5. You face retail discrimination

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