1. 7-10 year olds

"9 years young!! I am in 4th grade :) I love basketball, puppies, and my bff Sarah!!! Cheerleading 4ever!! Tap that follow button^^

Is it just me, or am I always getting Instagram follow requests from 8 year olds who love horses and cheerleading? I'm not the only one? Okay, good.

2. Middle schoolers

"12-14-17 (heart emoji) I love *boyfriend's name* *name of high school and graduation year, which is most likely 6 years away*

We get it, you have a boyfriend at a really young age and you want the whole entire world to know. And isn't it a little to soon to discuss your high school graduation date? You're like, 12.

3. High school freshmen-juniors

"12-14-17 (heart emoji) I love *boyfriend's name* *name of high school and graduation year, which is most likely 6 years away*

We get it, you have a boyfriend at a really young age and you want the whole entire world to know. And isn't it a little to soon to discuss your high school graduation date? You're like, 12.

4. High school seniors

name of high school and graduation year | name of college and graduation year

Is 90% of the senior class attending the same college? Let me know.

5. College students

hometown | school | sorority/fraternity

Guilty as charged. Also, the Greek letters are VERY important.

6. College graduates

name of school alum | current job | sorority/fraternity alum

Time to let the whole world know I am now an accountant, yay!! Also, I'm getting married in 2 years, might as well include my wedding date. I need everyone to know I am out here THRIVINGGGGG!!!! Just kidding, I'm single, lonely, and jobless. I own 20 cats and I spend my nights drinking endless bottles of rosé.

7. Adults

Mom to 3 beautiful children (child and heart emoji) wife to *husband's name* Jesus

is my savior!

I swear, these people are not even 25 yet and already have like 6 children. And of course, they love their husband and Jesus.