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100 Lines Taken Directly From Your Instagram And Group Messages

Compliments, disses, and first kisses. That's what group messages are made of.

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100 Lines Taken Directly From Your Instagram And Group Messages
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Chances are that if you are friends with at least two other people you are in at least one group message. You also check Instagram at least once (JK, at least 25 times) per day. Inevitably, somewhere between the two you have experienced every emotion with your friends from anger, to happiness, some other pretty sus stuff, fever text, congratulations, lots on inputs, drunken screenshots, endless laughs, and "OMG!" moments. Lets be completely honest here. Everyone in every group message everywhere is doing it. So what really is said in group messages and in Instagram comments on a daily basis?


Let's break it down.

1. "Is it Insta time yet?"

2. "Is it acceptable to post another pic?"

3. "Is there an app for that?"

4. "Do I look fat in this pic?"

5. "Did you see that video I tagged you in?"

6. "She must own 75 bathing suits."

7. "Y'all help me choose a pic for Instagram."

8. "Which filter? Claredon, Lark, or Perpetua?"

9. "Did you see the new stories thing..."

10. "Wasn't this like 10 years ago?!?"

11. "OMG DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT __________ POSTED ON INSTAGRAM?!?!?"

12. "How do you work Boomerang?"

13. "Is 7 pics in my collage too much?"

14. "Why is she always selling stuff on here?"

15. "Do people still post collages?"

16. "I'm dreaming right?"

17. "Why are these things not in chronological order?"

18. "Did you see what _____ commented?"

19. "What kind of phone do you think she has the quality is bomb."

20. "Outfit goals."

21. "Do you think Snapchat is mad?"

22. "She must pay for likes...."

23. "I don't even know 10,000 people!"

24. "So artsy."

25. "She's so tan."

26. "How are they like 16 and sky diving?!?"

27. "I wonder if that's the color from the new Kylie Lip Kit..."

28. "You look bomb"

29. "Candid?"

30. "Her nails are ALWAYS done."

31. "*fire emoji*"

32. "#girlbosses"

33. "How does she get like full face and blow out ready everyday?"

34. "Wow my faves."

35. "So skinny OMG."

36. "My dad would die if he saw me post a picture of me not wearing a shirt with a boy."

37. "I saw him on Tinder, but it didn't say anything about a girlfriend."

38. "Are they like a thing?"

39. "Is it weird if I like this picture? It's only been 33 seconds."

30. "You are just such a beautiful person."

31. "Photocred."

32. "Why does he never post pics with me?"

33. "Relationship goals."

34. "Throw what you know."

35. "I swear her life's a movie."

36. "___sorority name___ baby."

37. "s' cute"

38. "Go like my pic."

39. "I only have 7 likes and it's been 29 seconds."

40. "_____ s' boyfriend is fire."

41. "Go like my pic."

42. "Does she have a professional camera?"

43. "How big is your closet?"

44. "she is literally perfect"

45. "I wonder how many squats she does"

46. "good looking clique"

47. "If I don't get 100 likes I'm deleting it."

48. "WHY IS NO ONE LIKING MY PIC?"

49. "I thought we were friends."

50. "Yo momma let you date?"

51. "Y'all date?"

52. "Why did you pick that one out of the thousand of pics we took?"

53. "Make sure you get your feet in it."

54. "How many likes is insta famous?"

55. "Wow she's so pretty."

56. "Is she real?"

57. "_____ owns."

58. "On fleek."

59. "I bet her mom follows her around with a camera."

60. "How does she get 750+ likes on her pictures."

61. "I didn't even know they were friends."

62. "Is it weird if I ask her to edit my picture for me?"

63. "Boolin."

64. "How is he single?"

65. "How many selfies can you post?"

66. "Is there an app for that."

67. "No caption."

68. "She has to pay for her likes."

69. "How did she get her boobs to look like that?"

70. "I thought he was talking to ______."

71. "Are they dating??"

72. "Does everyone have that bathing suit?"

73. "How does she always have the best captions?"

74. "He is literally the perfect human."

75. "I think God put them together to punish me."

76. "Can I be you?"

77. "^^^^"

78. "Is 10 hashtags too many?"

79. "Why haven't you posted a picture in two weeks?"

80. "I think they broke up because no pic together in four months."

81. "No filter."

82. "sus"

83. "How do they know each other?"

84. "How is she so perfect?"

85. "luv dis."

86. "Are they related?"

87. "How are they always together?"

88. "Do they not work?"

89. "tender"

90. "basic."

91. "WOW I LOVE YOU."

92. "Your outfit."

93. "So hot."

94. "*heart eyes*"

95. "@_________"

96. "jelly of you."

97. "miss you"

98. "HOW DO YOU MEET EVERY CELEBRITY?"

99. "*tears*"

100. "I'm outta here y'all peace." - The Cha Cha Slide

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