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9 Inspirational Quotes From The World's Best Boss, Michael Scott

Sometimes only Michael Scott can put into words the things we all feel.

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9 Inspirational Quotes From The World's Best Boss, Michael Scott
Jaq of Thoughts.

It is nearing the end of the semester and you may or may not be a senior, but the -itis is real. Here are some inspirational quotes from the World's Best Boss, Michael Scott to help you make it through these last few weeks.

1. "I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good."

When the going gets tough, the tough get going away because that feels like the better option.

2. "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information."

When you're stuck trying to find credible sources for that research paper due in a few da... weeks, always remember you have Wikipedia on your side.

3. "The worst thing about prison was the dementors."

Hey, look on the bright side, at least you're not in prison with all of those dementors.

4. "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

So you've started your essay but can't seem to remember what you're writing about anymore? Don't worry about it, Michael Scott has done the same thing and he's regional manager of a paper company. You have no where else to go but up, my friend.

5. "We're all homos. Homo sapiens."

In the grand scheme of things, we're all the same and we're all in this together.

6. "Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown."

Charlie Brown gets it, life is hard, so let it out.

7. "Don't ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or ... or where you've been ... ever. For any reason, whatsoever."

You see, in this quote, Mr. Scott is telling us that it doesn't matter where, it doesn't matter who and it doesn't matter when. In other words, don't stress for any reason because Mr. Scott says it doesn't matter.

8. "It's not like booze ever killed anyone."

After you've finished all of your finals, go celebrate because it's not like booze ever killed anyone.

In the end, just remember ...

9. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott

So take some shots these last few weeks of school. Oh yeah, and never forget ...

"That's what she said."

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