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8 of the best Independence day Pick Up Lines for those americans trying to get a date

I'd like to thank Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin and many more for this wondrous holiday we have come to celebrate today.

Victoria Senese

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8 of the best Independence day Pick Up Lines for those americans trying to get a date

Victoria Senese

Lets be real, Independence Day is the best holiday there is, and it's even better if someone is there by your side to watch fireworks with and be 'murica' as fuck with you. Everyone of all races and sex come together on this day to celebrate how far we have come from our independence from the British.

You remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure

I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long.

;)

You have the right to bear me in your arms.

Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.

"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?

If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.

Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.

You can be my mate but we won't be doing any running.

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You remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure

I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long.

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Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.

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You can be my mate but we won't be doing any running.

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Panicking and pulling all-nighters will not allow you to get an A.

College is hard, but you will make it through.

1. You will have that special "college" look to you.

2. You will feel like an adult but also feeling like a child.

3. You will have classes that are just the professor reading from their lecture slides for an hour.

4. You will need to study but also want to hang out with your friends.

5. Coffee is your best friend.

6. You don't know what you're doing 99% of the time.

7. You will procrastinate and write a paper the night before it is due.

8. Money is a mythical object.

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10. The food pyramid goes out the window.

11. You will have at least one stress induced breakdown a semester.

12. Most lecture classes will bore you to tears.

13. You will not like all of your professors.

14. You will try to go to the gym... but you will get too lazy at some point.

15. When you see high school students taking tours:

16. You will try to convince yourself that you can handle everything.

17. Finals week will try to kill you.

18. You won't like everyone, but you will find your best friends sooner or later.

19. You actually have to go to class.

20. Enjoy it, because you will be sad when it is all over.

The more I research, the more I worry, the more I get stuck.

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