Lets be real, Independence Day is the best holiday there is, and it's even better if someone is there by your side to watch fireworks with and be 'murica' as fuck with you. Everyone of all races and sex come together on this day to celebrate how far we have come from our independence from the British.
You remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure
I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long.
;)
You have the right to bear me in your arms.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.
You can be my mate but we won't be doing any running.
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