Celebrity drama. You roll your eyes when it pops up on your Facebook as "news," but you never can keep yourself from reading every last word. In a country that watches reality television more than news broadcasts, it is no surprise that our favorite Hollywood men and women use their personal lives to boost their fame and status. And we absolutely love it. How could we survive a breakup without listening to our Taylor Swift/Beyoncé playlist? What would we do on Monday nights without Chris Harrison announcing, "This is the final rose of the night?" But it is important to sometimes sit back and remember what is really important in life. This is my list of things that are more important than the drama between Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift:
1. Chick-Fil-A
2. Munchkin cats
3. Finding a perfect bra
4. HGTV
5. Hazelnut Lattes
6. Cute workout clothes
7. Color coordinated notes
8. Pinterest
9. Air conditioning in South Georgia
10. Buying new makeup at Sephora
11. Zac Efron’s face
12. Zac Efron’s body
13. Crafting
14. My straightener
15. The "Sharknado" Movies
16. Concealer
17. Coffee Mugs
18. Old Disney Channel Movies
19. Lana Del Rey’s music and style
20. Jamming out in the car
21. Macaroons
22. Buying new books
23. Being able to rap along to "Lose Yourself" with Eminem
24. Vanilla scented candles
25. Cookie dough ice cream
26. The "Grey’s Anatomy" musical episode
27. Glazed donuts
28. Nike tennis shoes
29. Meerkats
30. Everything...Except…
Things less important than the drama between Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift: