First of all, I'm cool as shit. And just in case someone hadn't reminded you in a while, you're probably pretty cool too. Second of all, I'm pissed. I'm pissed at life, I'm pissed at cops, I'm pissed at college, and I'm pissed at this miserable (yet probably warranted) deadly fucking virus. When does it end? And I know what you're thinking "dude, stop you're being such a drama queen." And to that, I say, "fuck you I do what I want." There's no cute message or positive life lesson to this post, honestly, I'm just here to rant. But if you've been feeling pissed as fuck too, please know you are not alone. Things shouldn't be so fucking hard and we are all in desperate need of change. So who the FUCK is going to do something about it? Yeah I l know, "Achii, it all starts with the man in the mirror." Well, guess what? That totally awesome, good-looking, funny, charismatic, friendly, good-looking (I'm sorry I'm getting ahead of myself) girl in the mirror is TIRED and you should be too. If you're not one traumatic shooting video, one accidental murder, or one illegal stock market takeover away from a heart attack, you're probably not paying enough attention. And yeah I may sound like a bitch, but in the words of the legendary actress, writer, comedian, and producer Tina Fey, "At least bitches get stuff done." Also, I know my grammar might be off in this post (shoutout to Grammarly), what are YOU going to do about it? Anyways, hope yall are doing well. Keep being cool.
Achii