I'll be the first to admit that I'm far from perfect. In fact, according to international pop superstar, Hannah Montana, "Nobody's Perfect". Society often holds people accountable to look and be a certain way. Women in particular experience this "societal standard" and it honestly feels pretty shitty to have to conform to fit a certain mold. I don't want to be anyone else but myself. If that offends you, society, then I'm sorry. I'm sorry you're too shallow to realize that what's most important is how good of a person you are on the inside. I'm sorry that my own beauty isn't your definition of beauty. I'm perfectly imperfect and here's why:

1) I wake up late

See #8

2) I love junk food

It tastes better???

3) I have thin hair

Damn, genetics, at it again.

4) I have love handles

See #s 2,5, and 7

5) I sometimes skip the gym

See #8

6) I prefer watching movies to partying

Romantic-comedies> vomit

7) I'd rather eat at McDonald's then go to a fancy restaurant

I'm lovin' it ;)

8) I'm lazy

And the winner for the biggest procrastinator goes to...ME!

9) I prefer dogs to people

No explanation needed (except for that humans, with the exception of Darren Criss, are obnoxious)

10) I love writing

If I enjoy going to school and getting good grades, that makes me a nerd, right? If that's the case, then I'm proud to be called one.

11) I take forever getting ready

I obviously take the time to do my hair and makeup to look presentable just for you! HA, it's all for me :)

12) I get heated over Politics

2016. Enough said.

13) I sometimes forget to shave my legs

October-February= porcupine

14) I love makeup

I must be deceiving you, right? Did I wake up like this? No! See #11

15) I sing show-tunes every day of my life

Musical theater> people. Ok, fine, I'm not a huge people-person!

16) I'm very opinionated

Haters gonna hate. See #12

17) I sometimes fall asleep before showering

You should understand that I'm lazy by now, also sleep>>>

18) I enjoy dressing up

Again, doing it for myself. Don't forget, you're never fully dressed without a smile. :)

19) I'm sarcastic

I love myself

20) I'm perfectly imperfect and I'm not going to change

See #s 1-19