When preparing for college, we always read the roommate horror stories. You know, the ones about these horrible and messy people that someone was forced to live with. While I am not the worst of the worst, I have realized that I share many of the same qualities of those in the stories that gave me so much anxiety when trying to prepare myself for college. So, to my roommate. This is for you.

1. When I take your food without asking

I'm so sorry. It just looks so good. I'm very hungry.

2. When I "forget" to clean my side of the room

You're always forced to watch as those dirty clothes and dishes pile up.

3. When you see me eat

I look like a monster, I know. Crumbs everywhere, a manic glint in my eyes as I inhale what is probably your food.

4. When I stay up late

That blinding glow from my computer screen and the clicking of the keys until two in the morning must be awful.

5. When I interrupt your conversations.

Yes, I know you're talking to your SO. But I need to show you this meme.

Just know that I appreciate your putting up with me. I'm not saying I'll get any better, but you're one of the best friends I could have!

Please keep that in mind when I tell you I ate the rest of your crackers.