Here are the reasons why I'm awkward:
1. I talk really fast.
Which makes my words slur, and you can't even understand me. I sound nervous (which I am, half the time).
2. I stutter.
Yikes. Daffy Duck up in here.
3. I say the wrong things.
When I don't mean to.
4. I shift.
I don't know why.
5. I don't make great eye contact.
It has something to do with being too intimate with someone. Maybe I have been hurt a lot in my life.
I'm so awkward; I wish sometimes I was a little more "normal".