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If You Give A Girl A Puppy

Puppies are the root of happiness.

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If You Give A Girl A Puppy
Sarah Holder

If you give a girl a puppy, many things are going to happen. Girls love puppies, and if they don't then something is wrong with them. Puppies are literally the bomb. If you're a girl with a puppy (or even a dog, no discrimination here) then you can probably relate to these facts.

1. Your puppy is your child.

You feed and probably clothe him. You love him unconditionally. He makes you mad and then does something cute 5 seconds later to fix it. He is your child.

2. He can do no wrong.

He chews up your shoe, but he's just a baby. He just doesn't know better yet. And he can't help that he doesn't know how to use the pee pee pad yet. He just really needed to potty.

3. There are toys all over your house.

He literally has 30 toys because you buy him a new one every week when he gets tired of the last one. There are toys littering the floor that he never plays with... but don't you dare touch his stuff.

4. Teething is the worst.

He chews on EVERYTHING, and giving him bones only works for so long. He literally chews everything, and you can't get mad cause his mouth just hurts and remember what it feels like to get new teeth.

5. if you try to put that sweater on him, prepare to get bit.

He really hates it going over his head and having his arms held to go into the holes.

6. You have to start leaving your house at least 15 minutes earlier.

You can never catch him to put him in his confined area because he is so fast. He is really good at dodging you, and you face plant a few times before finally catching him.

7. You know all his different whines.

He's either hungry, wants that bone on the table, or needs to go potty.

8. He gives the best cuddles.

He fits perfectly in your arms, and sleeps all nestled by your leg at bedtime. He is the best cuddler ever.

9. He's pretty sure he likes whatever it is you're eating.

And he will whine and beg until you finally give in, because he knows you will.

10. Best of all, he loves you unconditionally.

You're his human, and he's your baby. He will never love anyone more than he loves you.

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