So I’ve been having a bad few weeks. You know the kind I’m talking about. The kind of week where everything is negative and you feel like the whole world is out to get you, and all you want to do is crawl under your blanket and binge watch whatever show you’re currently obsessed with on Netflix. Where you just want zero human interaction, and you just want to eat junk food for every meal.
This being said I'm going to take it easy this week and do my best to try to cheer myself up and cheer you up at the same time.
I've looked around to find the stupidest jokes in hopes to do that, so here goes:
1. Where are average things made?
The satisfactory!
2. What do u call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
3. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten Tickles! (Tentacles)
4. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumby.
5. Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish.
Okay, so I know these aren’t the greatest, but I had a good time looking up all these jokes, and I liked these the best. I hope no one ever has a week as bad as the ones I've been having lately, because no one ever deserves to feel like this. So just remember that nothing is forever and that your bad week will eventually turn around and be happy again soon!
