Could you imagine what kind of world we lived in if real life was just like The Sims? If you've never heard of The Sims, it's a game played mainly on PC that allows the player to create a person from head to toe and give them any personality they want. From life aspirations to hair color, these sims can be fully customized. The people created can be placed in a world and into to a life of luxury, or well...anything. And sometimes, their lives can get interesting.
1. Trying to walk to the bathroom and there's a book in your way? Complain to the Gods and then pee right there.
Because moving the book is so difficult. Or, you know, walking past it.
2. Find someone attractive? Here's a sure way they'll stay yours forever.
Greet chat chat chat get to know get to know flirt flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug flirt first kiss woohoo propose.
You're welcome.
3. Angry at someone? Imply their mother is a llama.
Show that son of a llama who's boss.
4. Want to have an old people party at the gym?
Just make sure you don't invite death. He'll organize his tablet before taking your life.
5. Too lazy to work for everything you want in life? Testingcheatsenabled true.
Getting that mansion you've always wanted, befriending the whole neighborhood, your greatest dreams can come true.
6. Having a bad day? Pee yourself then pass out right in it.
7. Feeling extra promiscuous? Have a baby with every man in town
#pregnancychallenge #challengeaccepted
8. Someone piss you off? Let them swim in your pool then build a wall around them.
Hey, that's what you get for trying to flirt with my husband #shehaditcoming
9. Kitchen catch fire? Ignore all attempts to save yourself and your house.
maybe you just wanted to be surrounded by fire like the dog meme. "This is fine." Let's just hope you make it out alive.
10. Tired of being a teen and want to be adult? No problem.
Bake a cake, add some candles and you'll be a glowing adult in no time. Enjoy job hunting; the good thing is you can become an astronaut with NO EXPERIENCE. Enjoy.
Okay so after looking at those experiences, maybe we're better off living in a world that isn't so...sim-ish. It may be hard and definitely not as amusing at times, but life is pretty good the way it is.
