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If I Were A Cat For A Day

Imagine you wake up one day, and you are cat.

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If I Were A Cat For A Day
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Imagine you wake up and you feel like you have lost a lot of weight, even shrunk a couple sizes. You are suddenly warmer than ever before, as if you had fur. You stand up, and can’t seem to even stand up on your two legs. You are a cat. Imagine one day you woke up, and you were a cat.

Now this wouldn’t be all that bad, there are some serious life benefits in being a cat. Cats are often portrayed as mean, angry creatures, but that just allows them to do anything they want without judgment from humans. So without further ado, here are a couple of the first things I would do if I suddenly woke up one day, and was a cat.

Sleep all day without being judged

Why are humans deemed lazy if they sleep all day? Okay, I know why. For cats, however, it’s completely normal, and in fact, expected of them to sleep all day. I would catch up on many nights, and days, of restful sleep if I were a cat.

Rid myself of worries

Literally what responsibilities do cats have? I wouldn’t be sad if I randomly became a cat, I would be thrilled. Sleep, eat, and play all day without working, paying bills, or worrying about life? Sign me up.

Be a curious kitty

All cats do is explore things. Their body is small enough to climb through tight spaces and jump great heights. Optimal for exploration. I bet cats enjoy the world more than humans do because they get to see it in a different perspective.

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