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If You Give A Teacher A Donut

Because we have all had that sort of day!

Amy Clink

Jun 26, 2017

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All of our students LOVE the If You Give a Mouse a Cookie series... but here's one just for teachers!

If you give a teacher a donut she's going to want some coffee to go with it!

When she sees the message she'll forget her coffee in a rush to call them back before school starts.

While she's calling them from her room she'll realize that her reading table is a mess.

She'll clean it after she leaves a message for the parent. While she's cleaning the parent will call back requesting print outs of their child's most recent scores!

When she tries to print the scores she'll find out that the printer is broken so she'll have to create a work order in order to get it fixed.

When she's done with the work order she'll see her forgotten donut and she'll want some coffee to go with it , but then the bell will ring so she won't get any coffee... but at lest she has a donut!

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Because we have all had that sort of day!

All of our students LOVE the If You Give a Mouse a Cookie series... but here's one just for teachers!

If you give a teacher a donut she's going to want some coffee to go with it!

When she sees the message she'll forget her coffee in a rush to call them back before school starts.

While she's calling them from her room she'll realize that her reading table is a mess.

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