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If You Give A Jayhawk A Basketball Game Ticket

She'll want a camping group to go with it.

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If You Give A Jayhawk A Basketball Game Ticket
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If you give a Jayhawk a basketball game ticket, she'll want a camping group to go with it.

Once she finds a group to get in with, she'll see all the other Jayhawks and their cool jerseys, and want one too. You'll probably have to find her favorite player's number for them.


When Jayhawk gets her jersey, she will love it like it's their own child. After she puts on the jersey, she'll ask for some face paint or tattoos to go with it. You can't say 'no' to that.

Once the Jayhawk is all ready for the game, she's going to ask for a ride. You'll have to give in because she can't afford a $3 bus ride.


Jayhawk will thank you for the ride and you'll both go meet the group. Inside Allen Fieldhouse, Jayhawk will see all the awesome newspaper cones full of confetti. She'll want one too, and of course, she will also want you to make it for her.

After the cone is full of pieces of newspaper, Jayhawk will want to take a picture with BabyJay or BigJay.


She'll see how cute it is and want to post in on Instagram. She'll need a caption to go with it.

Once the picture is posted, it will be time to sing the Alma Mater. Jayhawk will of course sing along.

When all the chants and songs are over, Jayhawk will jump with excitement and throw all her confetti in the air. She'll probably shake you and yell in your ear if you're not pumped enough.


As soon as the players come out Jayhawk will be hyperventilating and scream with excitement and amazement at them all. They're now all her favorites.

When the first tip off of the game is over, Jayhawk is going to scream and yell will every play made. She'll be sure to throw up spirit finger when the Jayhawks have free-throws.


She will hear all the chants and join in and make sure you watch the Player Pop-Up video and laugh along.

Halftime will hit and she'll rest. When she sees the tasty looking popcorn, Jayhawk will ask you for some.

Going into the second half Jayhawk will be full of popcorn and energy. Her cheering will be louder.

Jayhawk is going to see the cheerleaders and want to join in in their dances, even though she looks silly.


When she dances she is going to make it on the jumbotron and dance funnier as the timeout finishes up.

Once the timeout ends, the team will take the court and continue to dominate the game.

After the final seconds hit on the scoreboard, Jayhawk will see everyone waving the wheat and she will want to join in.

When she waves the wheat she'll truly know how much she loves the game and being a Jayhawk.


Once the win is under their belt, Jayhawk will go on and one about how she enjoyed every second of the game and ask if she can go to the next one.

And the next one.

And the next one.

Eventually all the home games will be won and the Big 12 Conference title is theirs again, the Big 12 Championship will take place. Jayhawk will want to go to that in Kansas City.


When the Jayhawks play their hearts out in Kansas City, they'll be on the road to March Madness as a top seed.

Once March Madness begins, Jayhawk will put her heart and soul into every game and not miss a single one as they travel all over.


Jayhawk will cheer in the middle of classes and pray for the Final Four spot.

When the team makes the Final Four and ends up in the Championship, Jayhawk will wear her jersey for days straight until the title is KU's.

If you give a Jayhawk a basketball ticket, she'll want a National Championship to go with it.


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