If you give a girl some sisters, she'll need a set of letters to go with them.

If you give a girl a set of letters, she'll need a badge to wear with pride.

If you get her a badge to wear with pride, then she'll ask for a few (hundred) photos.

If you give her a few (hundred...thousand?) photos, she'll learn to throw what she knows.

If she learns to throw what she knows, she'll want to learn some cheers.

If you teach her some cheers, she'll want to spread her sorority's love every day.

If she starts to spread her sorority's love every day, she'll meet other panhellenic sisters.

If she meets other panhellenic sisters, she'll start to spread pan-love everywhere she goes.

If she starts to spread pan-love everywhere she goes, she'll make hundreds of new friends.

If she makes hundreds of new friends, she'll need a Big to keep an eye on her.

If you give her a Big to keep an eye on her, she'll need a Grand-big to snuggle her.

If you give her a Grand-big to snuggle her, she'll meet a new family.

If she meets a new family, she'll realize she needs a Little to complete her.

If you give her a Little to complete her, she'll need a house for them to live in.

If you give them a house to live in, she'll find it gets loud sometimes.

If she finds that it gets loud sometimes, she'll ask for a chapter room to study in.

If you build her a chapter room, she'll get lonely sitting there alone.

If she gets lonely sitting there alone, then she'll need some sisters to go with her.