JMU football fans are truly the best. From beating Virginia Tech to College Game Day and now on to the Quarter Finals - there is nothing that beats JMU football. Except for the purple and gold streamers. Dukes come charging into Bridgeforth Stadium waiting for the perfect touchdown to release their streamers into the frigid Harrisonburg air. Friday Night will be no different. Dukes will rally in support as ESPN comes to capture this historic moment, when the Dukes take on Sam Houston State and release their streamers in celebration.
If you give a Duke a streamer, they are going to ask for Bambams.
When you give them Bambams, they will probably ask you to help them make a funny sign so they can be featured on ESPN.
When they are finished becoming CAA Champions, they will probably ask for a free t-shirt to mark their victory.
Then they will ask the Marching Royal Dukes to ensure the excitement doesn’t fade away.
Once the fight song fills the air, they might glance down at their upside-down fight song shirts. So they will probably cry because they are feeling nostalgic of FROG week.
When they are finished reminiscing about FROG week, they will probably want Chick-fil-A. They will start with some Dining Dollars.
They might get carried away and use all of their Dining. They may even dip into FLEX, as well!
When they are done eating, they will probably need to study for their finals.
You will probably have to take them to Carrier with their favorite Starbucks in hand. They will drown in homework, consider dropping out, and watch too much of The Office. They will probably ask you to quiz them.
So you will quiz them and pray to Jimmy Madison that they pass with flying colors.
When they are done cramming for their finals, they will get so excited for the Friday Night Lights, that they will want to reserve their free student ticket.
They will ask you to get them a purple and gold scarf to ensure that they stay warm.
And off to Bridgeforth they will go.
When they are finally at Bridgeforth, they will want you to take their picture, so that they can remember this moment.
Then they will share it for the world to see that JMU is really the happiest place on Earth.
Which means that they will need to win this game and prove JMU is truly the best.
They need to prove that Mike Houston is the best and Abdullah will lead us to victory.
Thinking of Nationals will remind them of how excited they are.
So, they will ask for Bam Bams and chances are, if they ask you for Bam Bams, they are going to want streamers to go with.
