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If You Do This, You Are The Worst Type Of Person

And I probably don't like you.

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If You Do This, You Are The Worst Type Of Person
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We have all met people who do or say things that put them in the category of one of the worst types of people. If you do any of these things just know that I, as well as many others, would describe you as the worst type of person.

1. People who ask questions the entire movie.

"Wait, what did he just say?" "Wait, who is that character again?" "Wait, why did he do that?" NO MORE!

2. People who sarcastically say, "You're welcome" when you forget to say thank you for them holding the door.

I'm not talking about when you go out of your way to open a door for someone or you wait an extra 30 seconds for someone to get to a door that you were holding for them because in that case, of course the person should say thank you. I am talking about when the person is directly behind you and you open the door for yourself and hold it open an extra second for the person behind you and they forget to thank you. OK, I am so extremely sorry that I forgot to thank you for holding the door 2 seconds extra until I grab the door after you enter a building. I know that took a lot of effort out of your day.

3. People who ask, "Why are you wearing makeup?"

I'm just curious as to what kind of answer you are looking for when you ask this question. Don't you think that if someone is wearing makeup it is because they want to wear makeup? I don't know, though; that's just me.

4. People who say they don't like dessert.

Liar.

5. People whose goal in life is to just roast people.

The first time you chirped me for my shoes, it was funny. Maybe even the second time I gave a little chuckle, but now it is 15 times and at this point, I would like to rip the hairs out of your head one by one.

6. People who lie about unnecessary things.

What is the purpose of you telling me that you had pancakes for breakfast when you really had a bagel?

7. People who chomp on their gum obnoxiously.

Please. For the love of God. Be quiet.

8. People who ask you for a specific favor all the time, but then will never reciprocate the favor when you ask it of them.

Yeah, sure, I'll bring you back food while I'm out at Chipotle.

9. People who say, "You look tired" or "You look sick" just when you look bad that day.

I'm not sick or tired, I'm just ugly and we both know.

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