1.) Sleeping with your socks on
All I can say is that this is criminal behavior.
2.) Wearing socks with sandals
This is a fashion choice that should not be a choice. I'm sorry, but it just doesn't look good and never will.
3.) Clapping when the plane lands
The captain can't hear your clapping and the person next to you is cringing. Enough said.
4.) Clapping at the end of the movie at the cinema
Why do you feel the need to applaud? Hate to break it to you, but the cast and crew are NOT actually IN the theater. If anything, you are just encouraging people to leave the theater as quickly as they can.
5.) Not liking animals
If you can look at puppies or kittens or bunnies, and not even smile, you have a slight problem, my friend.
6.) Driving 5 miles per hour below the speed limit.
Triggering people left and right by just chilling in your car. Please, please, please, pick up the pace.
7.) Not liking pizza.
I feel personally attacked when somebody does not like pizza.
8.) Not believing in climate change.
What will it take to prove to you that climate change is real? Bill Nye the Science Guy setting a globe on fire? Oh wait, that already happened.
9.) Thinking that the earth is flat.
Only recently did I realize that this theory is not, in fact, a joke.
10.) Sleeping with the lights on every night
If this applies to you, I can officially say, you are psycho. Okay, probably not, but that's really not normal.
If any of the things on this list apply to you, that's okay! Own it. Be weird. Be different. Stand out in the crowd. Unless you don't believe in climate change. Then, you should probably change your views.
