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If UNC Sororities Drafted UNC Men's Basketball Instead of the NBA

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If UNC Sororities Drafted UNC Men's Basketball Instead of the NBA

Brice Johnson: Chi Omega.

A Tar Heel favorite. Every one loves Brice Johnson like everyone loves a Chi Omega. The word that describes Chi Omega and Brice Johnson the most accurately is fun. Brice Johnson is super entertaining to watch on TV or at the game and occasionally to see out and get a funny selfie with, just like any night out or in with a Chi Omega will be undoubtedly entertaining. Every one needs a Chi Omega in their life just like every team needs a Brice Johnson.

Coach Roy Williams: Pi Beta Phi.  

Roy Williams is the root of brotherhood on the Tar Heel basketball team while Pi Beta Phi's chapter is one of the strongest bonded sisterhoods at Carolina. Additionally, Roy Williams takes in titles season after season while Pi Beta Phi accepts national awards semester after semester. Roy Williams and Pi Beta Phi leave the University of North Carolina very proud.

Desmond Hubert: Sigma Sigma Sigma.

As a senior, Desmond Hubert remains loyal to his team year after year while UNC'S Tri-Sigma has an outstanding amount of loyalty in their chapter. One of the most reliable players to show heart and faith no matter what, Desmond Hubert has every one of his teammates backs as Sigma Sigma Sigma's have their sisters backs all the time. 

Kennedy Meeks: Alpha Chi Omega.

Alpha Chi Omega. Kennedy Meeks is the smile of the Tar Heel basketball team while Alpha Chi Omega is the smile of the Panhellenic community at The University of North Carolina. Any conversation you have with an Alpha Chi is bound to leave you happy and with a smile as watching Kennedy Meeks play, win or lose, will do for you. They are absolute sweethearts.

Joel Berry II: Zeta Tau Alpha. 


Joel Berry is always a pleasure to run into when you're out and about on campus, just like a Zeta Tau Alpha. Their fun and outgoing personalities, result in at least one Zeta Tau Alpha per friend group just as you can find Joel Berry with just about any of his teammates or engaging in conversation with any other tar heel. Not to mention, Joel Berry being one of the lookers on the team, Zetas tend to be pretty cute as well. 

JP Tokoto: Kappa Kappa Gamma. 


J.P. Tokoto keeps every game exciting and fun just like spending time with a Kappa Kappa Gamma. When you meet J.P. Tokoto or a Kappa Kappa Gamma, it is guaranteed they will be super friendly and you will instantly want to become friends. J.P. Tokoto shows endless heart on the court just as Kappa Kappa Gammas do for their sisters.

Justin Jackson: Phi Mu. 

Justin Jackson has absolutely overwhelmed UNC with his capabilities as just a freshman and has totally made his team proud just a Phi Mu sisters make each other. Phi Mus make their sisters fall in love with them just as Justin Jackson has done at UNC. Phi Mu at UNC has such a strong support system for each other and make their new members feel right at home immediately; Justin Jackson would fit right in.

Marcus Paige: Alpha Delta Pi. 


Marcus Paige and Alpha Delta Pis are incredibly impressive. Marcus Paige does it all on the court while Alpha Delta Pis are just all around, well-rounded. Alpha Delta Pis are cute, sweet, fun and smart as Marcus Paige is the tar heel's Most Valuable Player. If Marcus Paige were to join a sorority, it would be the well-rounded ADPis.

Nate Britt: Kappa Delta. 

Nate Britt steals your heart, boy or girl, just as Kappa Deltas do. Kappa Deltas make the best friends and are easy to fall in love with. Nate Britt is charming and sweet-hearted just like the Kappa Deltas at UNC. Any tar heel is bound to love Nate Britt and a Kappa Delta.

Theo Pinson: Delta Delta Delta. 


Theo Pinson is another freshman who has "wow"ed the tar heels just like Tri Delta's do. From Tri Delta's funny, fun, and bold personalities and Theo Pinson's wild, shocking, amazing plays when he is on the court, you are bound to want to hang out and party with Tri Deltas and Pinson. Theo Pinson and Tri Deltas will never leave you bored. You have yet to experience college if you have yet to hang with a personality like a Tri Delta or Theo Pinson.

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