We're just about a year away from the 2016 presidential election, and we already have a good deal of candidates vying for the coveted position. It can get super confusing trying to remember who said this, and who's in hot water for that... so what better way to put names to faces and get a jump on who's who than with a round of superlatives?! While it's still too early to award "Most Likely to be President," there's a handful of other superlatives ready to be handed out to the fine men and women campaigning to run our country.
Best Hair: Donald Trump
Look at that those luscious locks blowing in the breeze!!!
There are two types of people in this world: those who say they want to run a hand through Donald Trump's hair, and liars.
Class stoner: Jeb Bush
What else did you do, Former Governor Kush Bush?! Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness?
Most likely to be on "American Idol": Martin O'Malley
I'll just leave this here.
Power Couple: Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton
To quote Pete Davidson, look at these f*ckin cuties.
Best Dancer: Jim Webb
Look at those jazz hands and tell me he didn't win this one by a landslide.
Best Dressed: Hillary Clinton
Is this just a subtle reminder to the American people that Hillary is pro-marriage equality? Or a not-so-subtle reminder that no one can pull off the pantsuit like Hillz can? I'll let you decide.
Most Athletic: Chris Christie
I actually have no idea how athletic any of the presidential candidates are, but here's a picture of Chris Christie wearing a baseball uniform giving Sporty Spice a run for her money. Let's all just go with it.
Tardiest: Joe Biden*
He's not just tardy to the party, we actually don't know if he'll show up at all. O.G. Joe B, where you at???
*Note: Joe Biden also takes home "Coolest Car" and "Sickest Shades"
Who knows, maybe some of the candidates will shift their efforts from campaigning for President to campaigning for more superlatives. Regardless, be sure to keep this list in mind when it's time to cast your vote in 2016. I trust you'll do the right thing.
