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If The Presidential Candidates Were On Tinder

Swipe right for your future leader.

Lea Giambruno
Jul 19, 2016
SUNY Oneonta
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If The Presidential Candidates Were On Tinder

Tinder bios tell a lot about a person, but what would you do if you found a 2016 presidential candidate (let's pretend no one dropped out) on Tinder?

Would you swipe right and let them take you back to the White House, or swipe left as fast as possible?

Here are the Tinder bios of some of the (relevant) 2016 POTUS candidates:

1. John Kasich

Let's be honest, I'm the best option you have.

2. Marco Rubio

I ain't no Lil Marco.

3. Carly Fiorina

My face may be made of plastic, but my heart isn't.

4. Chris Christie

Just like the presidential race, I have no idea what I am doing here.

5. Jeb Bush

Swipe right if you have ever felt personally victimized by Donald Trump.

6. Ted Cruz

7. Ben Carson


It doesn't take a brain surgeon to know that you should swipe right to me.

8. Hilary Clinton

The only secret emails I send are dirty ones. ;)

9. Bernie Sanders

College isn't the only free thing I'm gonna give you. ;)

Feel MY bern.

10. Donald Trump

Swipe right if you're white.

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