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If the Presidential Candidates Were on Lip Sync Battle

Your favorite candidates lip sync their way to the White House!

Lea Giambruno

Aug 22, 2016

SUNY Oneonta

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If the Presidential Candidates Were on Lip Sync Battle

Have you ever watched an episode of Lip Sync Battle and wondered to yourself, "Hey, what would it be like if *insert presidential candidate name* lip synced on this show?"

No? Maybe just me then....

On this episode of Lip Sync Battle, the presidential candidates will lip sync their way to the White House!

Who will win?

Ted Cruz

Song: Killing Me Softly by the Fugees

Ted Cruz = Zodiac Killer

Carly Fiorina

Song: Barbie Girl by Aqua

Since she is made of plastic (but it's not fantastic).

Ben Carson

Song: The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens

He always looks like he is sleeping.

Martin O'Malley

Song: Hot Stuff by Donna Summer

He may not have won the Democratic nomination, but he won over our hearts with his good looks.

That sick pack would have rocked the oval office!

Jeb Bush

Song: Lonely by Akon

Poor Jeb, always getting picked on by Donald Trump.

Marco Rubio

Song: This is Why I'm Hot by Mims

Definitely the hottest one on the Republican debate stage.

Chris Christie

Song: American Idiot by Greenday

Do I need to explain?

Bernie Sanders

Song: I Love College by Asher Roth

Bernie loves free college tuition.

Hilary Clinton

Song: Why You Always Lying ft. Dre Dennis by Desmond

Self explanatory.

Donald Trump

Song: I Don't Fuck With You by Big Sean

IDFWU, Donald.

Stay tuned for next week's episode of Lip Sync Battle on Spike TV, you may find your favorite presidential candidate performing a hit song!

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Living in the dorms can tear down your immune system.

1. Drink lots of tea with honey.

2. Get a good amount of rest.

3. Make an appointment with the health center or at a doctor's office.

4. Stock up on soup and crackers.

5. If you are able to, go home.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

1.Shower

2. Sleep

3. Schedule

4. Eat Well

5. Exercise

6. Socialize

7. Be on Time

8. Chillax

9. Journal/Pray/Reflect

10. Gain Perspective

11. Do what works for you

Leslie gets it.

Your professor mentions there's a test in a few days and you didn't know about it.

You spend all day long in class and now realize you also have to spend the next few nights awake studying.

You take out your textbook and notes, but don't have the energy to actually read them.

You keep reading the same sentence over and over, but it still doesn't make sense.

You can’t focus, and your roommate suggests you go to the library.

You realize there are still over 50 pages left to read.

You reach the two-hour mark of studying and get delirious and want to give up.

You take a Netflix and snack break.

Your friends told you they were staying in with you to study, but they end up going out.

Your friends ask why you need to study instead of having fun.

Your friends send you pictures of them out having fun, but you're stuck in the library and want to run away.

You walk out of the test and realize staying in and studying was worth it because you definitely aced it.

No, I'm not mad, that's just my face

1. You can't control it.

2. You are not always pissed off.

3. Most of the time, you're just fine.

4. Usually, nothing is wrong.

5. Sometimes, you use it to your advantage.

6. But you actually are approachable most times.

7. Fake smiling is tough.

8. You are not actually a b***h.

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with.”

1. “What am I supposed to do if everything doesn’t work out like it does in my head?”

2. “I really hope everything I’ve learned can be used to make a difference one day.”

3. “I didn’t think it would be this hard.”

4. “I wonder what would have happened if I did _______”

5. “I wish my parents were here.”

6. “Should I get another job?”

7. “Are my grades good enough?”

8. “How long will it even take me to get to where I want to be?”

9. “What should I get my graduate degree in?”

10. “What am I going to do when my meal card runs out?”

11. “Am I where I need to be?”

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