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If the Presidential Candidates Were on Lip Sync Battle

Your favorite candidates lip sync their way to the White House!

Lea Giambruno
Aug 22, 2016
SUNY Oneonta
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If the Presidential Candidates Were on Lip Sync Battle

Have you ever watched an episode of Lip Sync Battle and wondered to yourself, "Hey, what would it be like if *insert presidential candidate name* lip synced on this show?"

No? Maybe just me then....

On this episode of Lip Sync Battle, the presidential candidates will lip sync their way to the White House!

Who will win?

Ted Cruz

Song: Killing Me Softly by the Fugees

Ted Cruz = Zodiac Killer

Carly Fiorina

Song: Barbie Girl by Aqua

Since she is made of plastic (but it's not fantastic).

Ben Carson

Song: The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens

He always looks like he is sleeping.

Martin O'Malley

Song: Hot Stuff by Donna Summer

He may not have won the Democratic nomination, but he won over our hearts with his good looks.

That sick pack would have rocked the oval office!

Jeb Bush

Song: Lonely by Akon


Poor Jeb, always getting picked on by Donald Trump.

Marco Rubio

Song: This is Why I'm Hot by Mims

Definitely the hottest one on the Republican debate stage.

Chris Christie

Song: American Idiot by Greenday

Do I need to explain?

Bernie Sanders

Song: I Love College by Asher Roth

Bernie loves free college tuition.

Hilary Clinton

Song: Why You Always Lying ft. Dre Dennis by Desmond

Self explanatory.

Donald Trump

Song: I Don't Fuck With You by Big Sean

IDFWU, Donald.


Stay tuned for next week's episode of Lip Sync Battle on Spike TV, you may find your favorite presidential candidate performing a hit song!

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