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If "Parks and Rec" Characters Went To Belmont

Theres no doubt that many of the "Parks and Recreation" characters would thrive at Belmont University. Some would join greek life, some would fail out, some would make no friends *cough* Gary. Unfortunately, we can't actually go to school with them but we can only hope they will pay the Bruins a visit.

1. Leslie Knope

  • Political Science major
  • Runs for Hall President freshman year
  • Hail Hall
  • SGA President
  • Orientation Council
  • Phi Mu
  • Graduates in 3 years

2. Andy Dwyer

  • Commercial Guitar Major
  • Hangs out at Circle K
  • Hosts house parties
  • Hardcore GDI
  • Uses all declining points in first month
  • Drops out

3. April Ludgate

  • Girl that follows boyfriend to college
  • Loves Chago's
  • Stands around Circle K
  • Transfers

4. Jerry Gergich

  • Doesn’t get a bid
  • Fails classes
  • Bullied
  • Stays at Club Lila all night
  • Transfers because everyone hates him

5. Chris Traeger

  • Exercise Science and Political Science double major
  • Will meet at Bongo at 7 a.m.
  • Only eats vegetarian section at Caf
  • Campaigns for bigger Fit Rec
  • Always climbing the rock wall
  • Hikes at Percy Priest all the time

    6. Tom Haverford

    • Music Business Major
    • Wanted to get into Vanderbilt
    • Always on Broadway
    • Auditions for everything
    • Spends all his money at 12th South
    • Starts a business out of his dorm
    • Always posting on class Facebook page

      7. Ron Swanson

      • Professor that won’t bump up your grade
      • Lectures only
      • Doesn’t believe in Blackboard

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