Fourth of July— the holiday where we can embrace everything that is truly American. We celebrate our independence by swimming, lighting stuff on fire, chanting "USA, USA, USA" all while getting drunk, grilling every food we can imagine and basically wearing our flag as every article of clothing on our bodies.

Our Founding Fathers probably had no idea that gaining our freedom and becoming one fo the most powerful countries in the world would be the reason for some of the most lit parties to ever happen.

Here's how the Founding Fathers would throw a banger like it was 1776:

George Washington: The Host

He led his men across the Delaware River and he led America as the first president, so naturally, he would be the one hosting this crazy bash. He was never one for political parties, but that's not to say he wouldn't be up for throwing this kind of banger. Odds are he might even be sporting some American flag swim trunks.

John Adams: The People Pleaser

While George may be the host, every good host has a friend helping them out. John Adams would most likely be spending his time doing the behind the scenes stuff while George is greeting his guests. Need more burgers for the grill? Running out of America flag fruit skewers? Need to refill the coolers with more beer? John's got you covered.

Thomas Jefferson and James Madison: The Drinking Game Champs

This dynamic duo would be looking for party goers to play endless rounds of beer pong and flip cup, only to annihilate you. Apart they might be seen as a little arrogant but put them together and you'll see that they just want to have some fun.

Alexander Hamilton: The Party Animal

Alexander Hamilton is without a doubt the wild card of the Founding Fathers. Young and bold, Alexander would be the life of the party. He would be the one in control of the aux cord and he would definitely be one encouraging people to dance and just let go. Alexander would be the one to keep the party alive. Also, he would definitely be up to taking some shots; I heard he never throws them away.

Benjamin Franklin: The Pyrotechnic

When the sun goes down and everyone is feeling their share of the alcohol, Benjamin Franklin would definitely be the one in charge of the fireworks. Forget sparklers and cheap fireworks, he would definitely be going for the big guns so that everyone on the block knows whose party is the most ~fire~ let's be real.

John Hancock: The Blacked-Out One

John Hancock was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence, so naturally, he would be the first to black out. There is no one at that party who is stopping him from having "one more" drink, and before you know it, he's making some more bold choices.