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If The Boys Of 'Harry Potter' Were On Tinder

The tinder profiles of the Hogwarts boys. Who would you swipe right?

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If The Boys Of 'Harry Potter' Were On Tinder
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I'm sure if Harry and Ron were spittin' their game on Tinder, Ginny and Hermione would be all over that. Just like the sorting hat chooses which house they're in, you could choose whether they were in or out for being your potential man. If the boys of Harry Potter were on Tinder, who would you swipe right and who would you swipe left?

Harry "The Chosen One" Potter

I'm Harry, but you can call me "the Chosen One." Three-time Quidditch all-star 'cause I know my way around a snitch, ladies. Five foot 5 inches, but don't let that discourage you from swiping right. If you're into battle scars with baggage and a good background story, I'm your guy. Just looking for a girl with a wand and a good time. #Gryff4LifeBaby

Ronald Weasley

Ron Weasley is my name, sloppy seconds is my game. Living the Gryffindor dream. It's me and my rat Scabbers 'til the end. If you're a pet lover, this might just work out. I crack a lot of jokes, even though some people think of me as one. I've got a lot to offer, and I'm looking for someone to give it to. So if you're a good girl with some damn bad intentions, swipe right and bloody hell, let's get this started!

Draco Malfoy

Wealthy and pureblood. Oh, did you need more than that? Well, I'm tall, pale and handsome as well. You can usually find me hanging with my guys Crabbe and Goyle or with my family and the Dark Lord, trying to take down Potter. Don't bother swiping right if you're half/Mudblood. I only hang with the best. #SlytherinBitchesss

Neville Longbottom

Started from the bottom, now we here. Known for the biggest glo-up in Hogwarts history, they call me Neville. Some say I'm like a good wine; I just get better with age. I've got a love for life and strong call for adventure. I like to hang out with my buds, and even though I can be a bit shy, I'd come out of my shell for the right girl. I live with my grammy, but don't let that change your mind about me. She's a bit strict, but she'll treat you like one of her own. Swipe right for a good guy!

Rubeus Hagrid

Hello, most just call me Hagrid. I may have already had the "fun" years of my life, but I'm looking for a lovely lady to settle down and spend the rest of them with. I have a love for interesting creatures and exploring new things. Twelve feet tall, so I'm big with an even bigger heart. I'm not really supposed to be doing magic, but I'm sure we could conjure some up between the two of us!

Severus Snape

I'm the Potions teacher and head of the Slytherin house at Hogwarts. I love the color black and speaking to only those who use articulate language. I'm reserved and untrusting because I was hurt so many times in the past. I don't have much else to say about myself, but I do have a heart to give to someone, and I'd like to find her.

Fred/George Weasley

I'm Fred, and he's George. I'm George, and he's Fred. We're twins. We come as a package deal because odds are we like each other better than we'll like you anyway. Biggest hobbies include making jokes and playing tricks. Yeah, same with me. And I'm in ol' Gryffindor, just running that and everything. I'm in Gryffindor too, but I'm actually the one everyone likes. We both enjoy our family and getting into trouble. So if there's a lucky girl out there looking for double the trouble, we're your twins. #SolemnlySwearWe'reUpToNoGood

Tom Marvolo Riddle

If anyone ever has the balls to, they call me Voldemort. I've got quite a bit of baggage, but along with the baggage comes a broken man who is looking to be fixed. I prefer the Dark Lord, but if it goes further than three dates, we can talk about you calling me Tom. I generally enjoy terrorizing, killing and ruining. However, I'd be willing to give up all of that for a nice woman to come home to at night. I've been called selfish and demonic, but words mean nothing. I've split my soul seven times, and I'm looking for someone to make it whole again.

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