This past week I discovered a magical place on campus that provides free K-cups for any student in need. It was a beautiful thing to behold. It got me wondering (naturally), what our campus room of requirement would look like:
1. It would be located in the tunnel of Le Mans...away from the use of non-students.
2. Inside we would find a series of working printers ready to print whatever we needed in any color.
3.There would be a FREE lifetime supply of tampons and pads for every student.
4. Coffee and cappuccinos would be served hourly by a friendly and attractive barista.
5. It would also house staplers. Because as we all know staplers don’t exist on this campus beyond the walls of the library.
6. It would be your source of food after Cyber has closed. No judgments.
7. Need a date for Friday night? No, you don’t. The Saint Mary’s Room of Requirement has all you need for a Belle-tacular night at home with your roomies.
8. Had too much of your roommates and need some private space? Try out the relaxation nook.
9. It would always be there for those days when exams have been rough, the food in the DH sucked, and you just want to have a massage.
10. And when life just really, really gets you down, PUPPIES!
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