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If Real Housewives Were Disney Villains

"I may be a Disney villain, but I'm also a huge drama queen."

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If Real Housewives Were Disney Villains


Having spent an equal amount of time watching "Real Housewives" reruns on Bravo as a young adult, to watching Disney Princess movies as a small child, the two groups draw shocking parallels: Both crave the center of attention, love to cause drama, and have extremely unnatural facial (re)construction.

At the end of the day, don't we all just want to be forever young and adored by everyone?

Let's review:

Vicki from OC: Ursula from "The Little Mermaid"


Years of plotting their enemy's demise have taken a toll on both Vicki and Ursula, but at the end of the day, can we blame either for just wanting to be pretty and "whoop it up?"




Melissa from NJ: Queen Grimhilde from "Snow White"



#Blessed with beautiful eyebrows and great skin, both Melissa and Queen Grimhilde spend a fair amount of time looking in the mirrors inside the walls of their massive and fabulous castles.

And of course, any low-carb diet calls for always having apples around as a healthy and delicious snack.

Gr8 source of fiber. Yum.


Bethany from NY: The Queen of Hearts from "Alice in Wonderland"



Short. Straight to the point. No bulls**t. Bethany and the Queen of Hearts both know how to get it done. Sure, they might not have as many adoring fans as Carole Radziwill or Alice, but who needs fans when you can play croquet with flamingos and guzzle skinny-girl martinis by the bottle?




Teressa from New Jersey: Mother Gothel from "Rapunzel"


Both are willing to partake in illegal activities if it benefits themselves, their families, and (mostly) their high-maintenance beauty regimes. Teressa and Mother Gothel successfully locked away any evidence of their crimes for years--until the truth found a way to escape.

To give them both the benefit of the doubt, that hair does look like a lot to maintain.


OoH, awkward...


NeNe from Atlanta: Cruella De Vil from "101 Dalmations"


Controversial. Fabulous style. Fierce. Need we say more?




Heather from OC: Maleficent from "Sleeping Beauty"



Both command the attention of any room, have great cheekbones and could care less about what you think of them. Heather and Maleficent often find themselves morally above everyone else--this makes them a little misunderstood, annoying, and even threatening to some.

One thing's for sure, their eyeshadow game is on point.



Ramona from NY: Yzma from the "Emperor's New Groove"



Both a little worse for the wear, but nonetheless fabulous. Don't let the crazy eyes scare you--they're both soft kittens on the inside.


*Awww.*


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